The Why Flacco doesn't get excuses thread.

**The Excellector** · 11-13-2017, 06:58 PM

Here. Since reading comprehension is a myth from Ancient Egypt apparently, here is everyone's thread to talk about how Flacco has played poorly and why none of the excuses they've heard have sufficed.

Have at it and have a nice day.

**Dade** · 11-13-2017, 07:19 PM

Ancient Egypt? I thought it was a Mesopotamian myth.

**BcRaven** · 11-13-2017, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dade

Ancient Egypt? I thought it was a Mesopotamian myth.

Don't mess with Mesopotamia man. I got a lot of friends there. I think I've got a myth there to, but I heard that she fools around... Bc

**Jsmoove** · 11-13-2017, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Dade

Ancient Egypt? I thought it was a Mesopotamian myth.

Didn’t Sumerian come out of Mesopotamia?

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**Jsmoove** · 11-13-2017, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by BcRaven

Don't mess with Mesopotamia man. I got a lot of friends there. I think I've got a myth there to, but I heard that she fools around... Bc

If you don’t have a beard you can’t be Mesopotamian.

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**Dade** · 11-13-2017, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Jsmoove

Didn’t Sumerian come out of Mesopotamia?

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Yes.

**Jsmoove** · 11-13-2017, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by MontibelloValhalla

When Flacco was good he looked like the Hamsterdam cop on the wire.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1736906/m...r/rm2977268992

Law Firm of McCauley, Dickey and McMillan.

Lmaoooo I laugh so hard

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**GOTA** · 11-13-2017, 08:35 PM

Gilgamesh was the man!

**BcRaven** · 11-13-2017, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jsmoove

If you don’t have a beard you can’t be Mesopotamian.

GOTA beat me to it :

... Bc

**Iamjacks** · 11-13-2017, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jsmoove

Didn’t Sumerian come out of Mesopotamia?

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No it was a Minoan myth, linear B script. No one can translate linear A script.

**Iamjacks** · 11-13-2017, 11:16 PM

Little known fact: The symbol for the poppy was initially mistaken for the symbol for wheat in linear B, because of the sheer tonnage of production.

**SeattleRaven** · 11-13-2017, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dade

Ancient Egypt? I thought it was a Mesopotamian myth.

Are you sure that this myth did not come out of the little fat man from North Korea? Maybe he has kidnapped the Joe Flacco from 2012 and replaced him with a body double.