OJ Simpson in his own words

**usmccharles** · 03-13-2018, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life

The Puffy Shirt episode is my favorite. That was also the episode where George became a hand model. Seeing him skipping through Central Park with his hands in the air had me crying from laughing so hard.

The Opposite episode had me in stitches too.

Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.

George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

Mr. Steinbrenner: Hire this man!

Who has one is the opposite again? Puffy shirt definitely is up there.

I actually haven't watched any in forever

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**NCRAVEN** · 03-13-2018, 01:36 PM

You guys are nuts!

Oh do you leave out...
The Maid & Kenny Rogers Roasters

What was the one with the meat slicer?

Oh... and Festivus!?

**ravenmaniac4life** · 03-13-2018, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by NCRAVEN

How do you leave out...
The Maid & Kenny Rogers Roasters

"is this a breakup slash quitting?"

"don't ever call me or hire me again."

"well then we're through! ........ and you're fired!"

**NCRAVEN** · 03-13-2018, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life

"is this a breakup slash quitting?"

"don't ever call me or hire me again."

"well then we're through! ........ and you're fired!"

Jerry I'm lost downtown and I don't know how to get home

What street are you on

1st and 1st... how can the same street intersect with itself.... I must be at the nexus of the universe!!!

**CarrollCoRaven** · 03-13-2018, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by usmccharles

No order
Soup Nazi
Magic Lougie
The Contest
Marine Biology

I actually own the Space Pen, pretty cool pen

Where did you get the space pen?

Here are some more classic episodes.

Bookman the librarian
Bubbleboy
The pick and the nip.
Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
Junior mint
Puffy shirt
Shrinkage
Sloppy Poppy
The Jimmy with Mel Torme
Assman
Puddy stealing Jerry's car
The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
Kramer gets busted for pimping
Little Jerry the cockfighter

**usmccharles** · 03-13-2018, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven

Where did you get the space pen?

Here are some more classic episodes.

Bookman the librarian
Bubbleboy
The pick and the nip.
Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
Junior mint
Puffy shirt
Shrinkage
Sloppy Poppy
The Jimmy with Mel Torme
Assman
Puddy stealing Jerry's car
The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
Kramer gets busted for pimping
Little Jerry the cockfighter

There is just too many good ones. You can get the pen on amazon. I am a movie memorabilia fanatic

**NCRAVEN** · 03-13-2018, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven

Where did you get the space pen?

Here are some more classic episodes.

Bookman the librarian
Bubbleboy
The pick and the nip.
Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
Junior mint
Puffy shirt
Shrinkage
Sloppy Poppy
The Jimmy with Mel Torme
Assman
Puddy stealing Jerry's car
The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
Kramer gets busted for pimping
Little Jerry the cockfighter

I was in Charleston, SC a few years back and was going to meet some friends who lived there for dinner. We got there first and while waiting I went into the bathroom and saw one of the cooks take a piss, zip up and walk out of the bathroom....

I texted my buddy a huge Seinfeld fan as well "we can't eat here, I just went to the bathroom and saw the cook pull a Poppy".

**CincyCat** · 03-13-2018, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by NCRAVEN

I was in Charleston, SC a few years back and was going to meet some friends who lived there for dinner. We got there first and while waiting I went into the bathroom and saw one of the cooks take a piss, zip up and walk out of the bathroom....

I texted my buddy a huge Seinfeld fan as well "we can't eat here, I just went to the bathroom and saw the cook pull a Poppy".

Ha! "Poppy is kinda sloppy". Great show. You guys are naming some great ones. I loved all of the ones with Puddy. The one where Kramer goes to a job every day in a 3 piece suit and doesn't even work there or get paid was hilarious.

**CarrollCoRaven** · 03-13-2018, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by CincyCat

Ha! "Poppy is kinda sloppy". Great show. You guys are naming some great ones. I loved all of the ones with Puddy. The one where Kramer goes to a job every day in a 3 piece suit and doesn't even work there or get paid was hilarious.

Yep, I remember him eating a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch. They played the Sheena Easton song 9 to 5 Morning Train while he was going to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUlhygu4ogI
The funniest part was at the end, when the boss says he has to let him go and Kramer says but I don't even work here and the boss says that's what makes this so hard.

**CincyCat** · 03-13-2018, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven

Yep, I remember him eating a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch. They played the Sheena Easton song 9 to 5 Morning Train while he was going to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUlhygu4ogI
The funniest part was at the end, when the boss says he has to let him go and Kramer says but I don't even work here and the boss says that's what makes this so hard.

LMAO, so glad someone else remembers that.

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**CarrollCoRaven** · 03-13-2018, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by CincyCat

LMAO, so glad someone else remembers that.

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I've seen most of the Seinfeld episodes a dozen times. There are a few clunkers mixed in but most episodes are funny as $hit. There are 2 episodes on late every night that I still watch if they are good ones.

**NCRAVEN** · 03-13-2018, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven

I've seen most of the Seinfeld episodes a dozen times. There are a few clunkers mixed in but most episodes are funny as $hit. There are 2 episodes on late every night that I still watch if they are good ones.

Same here. These are some of my favorite scenes. Fricking classic!