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01-23-2013, 06:06 PM #1Hall Of Fame Poster
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Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
OMG. Copied/Pasted right from Craiglist. Wow
Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1
Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.
My requirements are simple:
1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.
Email me if you are interested -- this is not a joke.
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Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
Lol. If you have one free Super Bowl ticket, you really shouldn't need to advertise on Craigs list to find a hot chick, unless you are very poorly connected.
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01-23-2013, 06:36 PM #3iggyman555 Guest
Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
hahahahhahahahaha
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01-23-2013, 06:41 PM #4Legendary RSR Poster
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Who wants a HJ?!?!
Loser.
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01-23-2013, 07:17 PM #6Regular 1st Stringer
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01-23-2013, 07:20 PM #7Legendary RSR Poster
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Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
Probably wind up with a female impersonator. LOL
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01-23-2013, 07:45 PM #8
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Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
I have to wonder...was the girlfriend a Patriot fan?
Breaks up with him on the day of the game...this could be possible....
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“When I think of a Baltimore Raven - we go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce, and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That’s the Baltimore Raven way.” - Steve Smith Sr.
Call me a Special Teams coach again. I dare you! I double dare you, MFer!
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01-23-2013, 07:46 PM #9
Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
So he is looking for a 4-6K HO.
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01-23-2013, 07:48 PM #10Pro Bowl Poster
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01-23-2013, 07:54 PM #11
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Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
Ad retitled: Super Bowl for Sex, Family Obligations.
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“When I think of a Baltimore Raven - we go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce, and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That’s the Baltimore Raven way.” - Steve Smith Sr.
Call me a Special Teams coach again. I dare you! I double dare you, MFer!
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Re: Hilarious Craigslist Ad for Supebowl Tickets
This would make perfect sense if it were a Steeler fan.
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