Joe Gibbs, on playing his starters; "We played some and we sat some."
Translation: "It would have been bad for morale to put our starting offense out there and watch them get smacked to pieces by their starting D."

Willis McGahee: "I can't wait for the season to start. I'm geeked."
Translation: "I am SO glad I'm not with the Bills anymore."

"Skins td on pass from Jordan Palmer to Burt Toler."
Translation: those guys will have a nice story in the bus ride back home next week.

Coach Billick: "We had a good day."
Translation: "We kicked the living snot out of those DC area yuppie scum, hee hee hee."