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    O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    I really debated whether to post this, but maybe a laugh helps at my expense.

    About an hour ago I go to let the dog out in the backyard. I open the back door and our(my daughter's) one year old kitten comes out of nowhere and jumps over my leg and sprints her little self to the great unknown outdoors. She's an expensive Persian and my wife and daughter absolutely love this thing. She is really cool for a cat, but not today.

    Our yard is fenced so I didn't worry until she spotted and sprinted toward the very one small hole at the back corner. She was gone running towards the road.

    I didn't pause, I had to act or my wife and daughter would never forgive me if she was hit by a car. So I act and run back out the front door, just thinking about saving that damn cat. Problem was, I was just in my boxers after working out.

    So here is a 240 pound muscle head hobbling after the cat(very bad back) through the neighborhood. My wife heard me yell, "get back here you little s..t!! She comes out the front door, looks down the street and says "on my God!! What are you doing!!" .

    "Pookie is out!!"

    " Get back here, you're in your boxers, I'll get the cat"

    She finally gets the little ball of aggravating fur and brings her back.
    "What is wrong with you, what were you thinking!" .

    "I was saving the cat from getting hit"

    "Craig, there are no cars on the road here, and there better not be any pretty women showing up at the door." She said with a smirk

    Oh, she's in a good mood, I thought. I should have walked away, but had to open my mouth.

    "Well, it is kinda boring, would that be such a bad thing?"

    I hear my 17yr. old daughter, who I thought was up in her room 2 stories above, exclaim from the steps "ew..ew...ew...ew!!! and runs back upstairs.

    Warning... Do not think a women stuck for days in the house is the same one that was in Vegas"

    I am in hiding, and I fear for my safety!!

    Damn Cat





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Thanks for sharing man. Glad that you and your family could have a laugh and a moment of levity. Funny story





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Lol


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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    I don't drink, but I'll raise a glass to you.
    "A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
    ProFootballMock





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Great to hear you and your family are having a good time together! Thats probably the best vaccine available right now.





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Lol 😂





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    LOL! LOL!





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    That is what you get for chasing pussy!





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Have you made it out of hiding?

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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Quote Originally Posted by mmi16 View Post
    That is what you get for chasing pussy!
    you win the internet today.





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    Re: O.T. Some Needed Comedy, but not for me

    Quote Originally Posted by BustOfPallas View Post
    you win the internet today.





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