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Thread: TP Tip
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Re: TP Tip
This thread is hilarious!
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03-26-2020, 10:46 AM #14
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Only right-wing nutjobs have this much fun.
See Dems? Being a Nazi is a good time :)
Since we're on the topic...here's a weird question:
Is everybody's technique a reach around with a north-south/south-north direction variance on the wipe? The reason I ask is because I've got a buddy who admitted that he goes directly between his legs. From the front! To me, that's absolutely absurd and a borderline "communist maneuver." Does anybody else do that? Be honest. No judgement.
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03-26-2020, 10:49 AM #15
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03-26-2020, 10:51 AM #16
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03-26-2020, 10:54 AM #18
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03-26-2020, 10:55 AM #19
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For clarity ....when I say grab a shower I do assume you have a hand held shower head. Lol. A big ole rain shower ain’t gonna clean up the crack very well. Gotta get in there with a pressure washer like device!! Basically a bidet in the tub.
And I’ll also go along that a wash down after a dump isn’t gonna fly with little kids. In that case I’d maybe stick up on baby wipes and scented trash bags! No TP ...use the wipes for the kids....just don’t flush!!! You’ll have way more trouble than a shitty ass !
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03-26-2020, 10:58 AM #20Hall Of Fame Poster
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Re: TP Tip
Try wiping your ass with the opposite hand that you normally use. I had to do this for a few months when recovering from rotator cuff surgery when my arm was in a sling. Very awkward and probably used twice as much TP as i normally use. Always felt i was missing something. Could have used a bidet back then.
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03-26-2020, 04:11 PM #22
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"A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
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03-27-2020, 10:00 AM #23Legendary RSR Poster
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