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  1. #13
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    Re: TP Tip

    This thread is hilarious!
    "Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose." - C.S. Lewis





  2. #14

    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by NCRAVEN View Post
    This thread is hilarious!
    Only right-wing nutjobs have this much fun.

    See Dems? Being a Nazi is a good time :)

    Since we're on the topic...here's a weird question:

    Is everybody's technique a reach around with a north-south/south-north direction variance on the wipe? The reason I ask is because I've got a buddy who admitted that he goes directly between his legs. From the front! To me, that's absolutely absurd and a borderline "communist maneuver." Does anybody else do that? Be honest. No judgement.





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    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    I'm 6'5 and about 240 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

    Asses come in different shapes and sizes and mine sure as hell aint gettin clean without a full-fledged wipe with a good amount of TP.

    Lax, maybe you're just gifted? Combine that with your coffee/gas adventure the other day...you might be the most impressive person in Delaware.
    Well maybe. But I think a handheld shower head will more than do the trick. Lol. That way you can put that baby wherever needs a sploosh! Lol.


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    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    Only right-wing nutjobs have this much fun.

    See Dems? Being a Nazi is a good time :)

    Since we're on the topic...here's a weird question:

    Is everybody's technique a reach around with a north-south/south-north direction variance on the wipe? The reason I ask is because I've got a buddy who admitted that he goes directly between his legs. From the front! To me, that's absolutely absurd and a borderline "communist maneuver." Does anybody else do that? Be honest. No judgement.
    Yeah..thatís a hard toilet fail! Never back to front! Always front to back. Otherwise the boys will get a tad funky! Lmao.


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    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    Only right-wing nutjobs have this much fun.

    See Dems? Being a Nazi is a good time :)

    Since we're on the topic...here's a weird question:

    Is everybody's technique a reach around with a north-south/south-north direction variance on the wipe? The reason I ask is because I've got a buddy who admitted that he goes directly between his legs. From the front! To me, that's absolutely absurd and a borderline "communist maneuver." Does anybody else do that? Be honest. No judgement.
    That's just odd. Yourr friend is a weirdo.
    "Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose." - C.S. Lewis





  6. #18

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCRAVEN View Post
    That's just odd. Yourr friend is a weirdo.
    Totally





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    Re: TP Tip

    For clarity ....when I say grab a shower I do assume you have a hand held shower head. Lol. A big ole rain shower ainít gonna clean up the crack very well. Gotta get in there with a pressure washer like device!! Basically a bidet in the tub.


    And Iíll also go along that a wash down after a dump isnít gonna fly with little kids. In that case Iíd maybe stick up on baby wipes and scented trash bags! No TP ...use the wipes for the kids....just donít flush!!! Youíll have way more trouble than a shitty ass !


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  8. #20

    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    Only right-wing nutjobs have this much fun.

    See Dems? Being a Nazi is a good time :)

    Since we're on the topic...here's a weird question:

    Is everybody's technique a reach around with a north-south/south-north direction variance on the wipe? The reason I ask is because I've got a buddy who admitted that he goes directly between his legs. From the front! To me, that's absolutely absurd and a borderline "communist maneuver." Does anybody else do that? Be honest. No judgement.
    I knew a guy that did that.
    I couldnít even if I wanted to, not that flexible





  9. #21

    Re: TP Tip

    Try wiping your ass with the opposite hand that you normally use. I had to do this for a few months when recovering from rotator cuff surgery when my arm was in a sling. Very awkward and probably used twice as much TP as i normally use. Always felt i was missing something. Could have used a bidet back then.





  10. #22

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    "A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, ďHi Iím Ben may I have a drink please?Ē
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    Re: TP Tip

    Quote Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven View Post
    Try wiping your ass with the opposite hand that you normally use. I had to do this for a few months when recovering from rotator cuff surgery when my arm was in a sling. Very awkward and probably used twice as much TP as i normally use. Always felt i was missing something. Could have used a bidet back then.
    That sounds awful

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