The Window

[lobachevsky]

It's been fairly common knowledge throughout the years that Tom Brady has left money on the table in order be a ring collector.

In fact it's been fairly common knowledge that Mr. Bundchen's spouse makes waymo $$$ (should in fact be euros methinx) than he does & there are only so many banana republics for sale to be renamed as Bundchen-Bradystan. (ETA: Maybe a mid-size Dalmatian island would do: e.g., Bundchen-Bradiya, formerly known as Hvar...)(ETA2: Or how about one of the Greek Islands? Bundchen-Brady-Ios, usw.)

And it's a fairly common suspicion that motherfucking Bob Kraft has figured out ways to compensate Puss-In-Cleats that don't show up on the salary cap.

Don't cry to me, Tommy Tutu:
The truth is, you've never been hurting.
All through your great games, your Super Bowl years,
You've spent them crying those crocodile tears...