A little humor in "The Lid"

**CarrollCoRaven** · 03-28-2019, 08:12 PM

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton
One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were
nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing .

**Laxdad24** · 03-28-2019, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton
One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were
nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing .

LMAO!!!

“You gonna do something .....or just stand there and bleed” Wyatt Earp

**BPF2** · 03-29-2019, 10:05 AM

All right, I have to ask. What in the hell is "the LID"? I've seen it mentioned a ton.

**Laxdad24** · 03-29-2019, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by BPF2

All right, I have to ask. What in the hell is "the LID"? I've seen it mentioned a ton.

Last year sometime one of our regular posters down here ( CincyCat) came up with the idea. Basically this forum is”on top of Ye Old Trash Heap” so ...we’re The Lid on the Trash Can.

“You gonna do something .....or just stand there and bleed” Wyatt Earp

**cjandrze** · 03-29-2019, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Laxdad24

Last year sometime one of our regular posters down here ( CincyCat) came up with the idea. Basically this forum is”on top of Ye Old Trash Heap” so ...we’re The Lid on the Trash Can.

“You gonna do something .....or just stand there and bleed” Wyatt Earp

In addition, it also stands for Light Intelligent Discussion.

**Laxdad24** · 03-29-2019, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by cjandrze

In addition, it also stands for Light Intelligent Discussion.

Yeah...not so sure THAT applies here! Lol. Have you read these post? More like
Liberals In Distress! Lmao.

“You gonna do something .....or just stand there and bleed” Wyatt Earp

**CarrollCoRaven** · 03-29-2019, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by BPF2

All right, I have to ask. What in the hell is "the LID"? I've seen it mentioned a ton.

"The LID" is a "safe place for non liberals of 24/7. Here are a 2 of our members.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-JdsBXkHs8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs

**blueridgemtnman** · 04-02-2019, 06:40 PM

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The doors opened and a young blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'