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08-07-2018, 09:10 PM #1
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Liberal truck
> I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2018
> F-150 aluminum pickup.
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> Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
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> I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.
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> The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing an I love Hillary lapel
> pin sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and
> all its "wonderful" options.
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> The seats were of particular interest.
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> She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the
> winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
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> Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a
> CONSERVATIVE truck.
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> Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck.
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> "I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just
> blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
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> I had to walk back to the dealership. But it was worth it.
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08-07-2018, 10:00 PM #2
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Re: Liberal truck
Carroll my Brother ....this is absolutely......The Lid post of the Month!
Truly funny shit there my man! 🥃🥃
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08-08-2018, 07:40 AM #3
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Re: Liberal truck
That was funny as hell.
"A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
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Re: Liberal truck
LMAO!
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08-08-2018, 07:37 PM #5
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Re: Liberal truck
Good one.
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08-08-2018, 07:45 PM #6
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Re: Liberal truck
Here's one I saw today:
Dear Abby,
My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning
and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with
young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know this because he brags about this to me.
He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive liquor day and night.
We sleep in separate beds because he tells me he knows I`m a lesbian and besides that,
my varicose veins and fat behind turns him off.
Should I clobber him with something heavy, or should I just leave him ?
Your advice would be appreciated.
Sincerely,
Mad as Hell
Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!
Don`t resort to violence and try to act more like a lady.
Remember, you were almost elected President of the United States, so try acting like one.
Abby
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