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06-08-2018, 01:07 PM #1Pro Bowl Poster
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Jokes
A lot of serious stuff over here, lets chill out a bit and giggle.
Leave the seriousness out of this thread and let the silliness in!
Whats the difference between a G-Spot and a Golf Ball?
A guy will search for a Golf Ball
Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job sill still sucks.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
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06-08-2018, 01:10 PM #2
Re: Jokes
How do you fit 20 jews in a Volkswagen?
Ashtray
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06-08-2018, 05:14 PM #3Pro Bowl Poster
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Re: Jokes
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!
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06-08-2018, 05:46 PM #4
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Re: Jokes
What is the definition of XXX?
Two hillbillies co-signing for another one.Let Joe Cool lead the way 😎
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06-12-2018, 09:05 PM #9
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