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    Re: OJ Simpson in his own words



    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    The Puffy Shirt episode is my favorite. That was also the episode where George became a hand model. Seeing him skipping through Central Park with his hands in the air had me crying from laughing so hard.

    The Opposite episode had me in stitches too.

    Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.

    George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

    Mr. Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
    Who has one is the opposite again? Puffy shirt definitely is up there.

    I actually haven't watched any in forever

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    You guys are nuts!

    Oh do you leave out...
    The Maid & Kenny Rogers Roasters

    What was the one with the meat slicer?

    Oh... and Festivus!?
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  3. Re: OJ Simpson in his own words

    Quote Originally Posted by NCRAVEN View Post
    How do you leave out...
    The Maid & Kenny Rogers Roasters
    "is this a breakup slash quitting?"

    "don't ever call me or hire me again."

    "well then we're through! ........ and you're fired!"





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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmaniac4life View Post
    "is this a breakup slash quitting?"

    "don't ever call me or hire me again."

    "well then we're through! ........ and you're fired!"
    Jerry I'm lost downtown and I don't know how to get home

    What street are you on

    1st and 1st... how can the same street intersect with itself.... I must be at the nexus of the universe!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by usmccharles View Post
    No order
    Soup Nazi
    Magic Lougie
    The Contest
    Marine Biology

    I actually own the Space Pen, pretty cool pen
    Where did you get the space pen?

    Here are some more classic episodes.

    Bookman the librarian
    Bubbleboy
    The pick and the nip.
    Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
    Junior mint
    Puffy shirt
    Shrinkage
    Sloppy Poppy
    The Jimmy with Mel Torme
    Assman
    Puddy stealing Jerry's car
    The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
    Kramer gets busted for pimping
    Little Jerry the cockfighter





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    Quote Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven View Post
    Where did you get the space pen?

    Here are some more classic episodes.

    Bookman the librarian
    Bubbleboy
    The pick and the nip.
    Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
    Junior mint
    Puffy shirt
    Shrinkage
    Sloppy Poppy
    The Jimmy with Mel Torme
    Assman
    Puddy stealing Jerry's car
    The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
    Kramer gets busted for pimping
    Little Jerry the cockfighter
    There is just too many good ones. You can get the pen on amazon. I am a movie memorabilia fanatic





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    Re: OJ Simpson in his own words

    Quote Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven View Post
    Where did you get the space pen?

    Here are some more classic episodes.

    Bookman the librarian
    Bubbleboy
    The pick and the nip.
    Real and spectacular with Teri Hatcher
    Junior mint
    Puffy shirt
    Shrinkage
    Sloppy Poppy
    The Jimmy with Mel Torme
    Assman
    Puddy stealing Jerry's car
    The Caddy, which is a takeoff of the OJ Simpson trial
    Kramer gets busted for pimping
    Little Jerry the cockfighter
    I was in Charleston, SC a few years back and was going to meet some friends who lived there for dinner. We got there first and while waiting I went into the bathroom and saw one of the cooks take a piss, zip up and walk out of the bathroom....

    I texted my buddy a huge Seinfeld fan as well "we can't eat here, I just went to the bathroom and saw the cook pull a Poppy".
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    Re: OJ Simpson in his own words

    Quote Originally Posted by NCRAVEN View Post
    I was in Charleston, SC a few years back and was going to meet some friends who lived there for dinner. We got there first and while waiting I went into the bathroom and saw one of the cooks take a piss, zip up and walk out of the bathroom....

    I texted my buddy a huge Seinfeld fan as well "we can't eat here, I just went to the bathroom and saw the cook pull a Poppy".
    Ha! "Poppy is kinda sloppy". Great show. You guys are naming some great ones. I loved all of the ones with Puddy. The one where Kramer goes to a job every day in a 3 piece suit and doesn't even work there or get paid was hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CincyCat View Post
    Ha! "Poppy is kinda sloppy". Great show. You guys are naming some great ones. I loved all of the ones with Puddy. The one where Kramer goes to a job every day in a 3 piece suit and doesn't even work there or get paid was hilarious.
    Yep, I remember him eating a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch. They played the Sheena Easton song 9 to 5 Morning Train while he was going to work.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUlhygu4ogI
    The funniest part was at the end, when the boss says he has to let him go and Kramer says but I don't even work here and the boss says that's what makes this so hard.





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    Quote Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven View Post
    Yep, I remember him eating a sleeve of Ritz crackers for lunch. They played the Sheena Easton song 9 to 5 Morning Train while he was going to work.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUlhygu4ogI
    The funniest part was at the end, when the boss says he has to let him go and Kramer says but I don't even work here and the boss says that's what makes this so hard.
    LMAO, so glad someone else remembers that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CincyCat View Post
    LMAO, so glad someone else remembers that.


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    I've seen most of the Seinfeld episodes a dozen times. There are a few clunkers mixed in but most episodes are funny as $hit. There are 2 episodes on late every night that I still watch if they are good ones.





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    Re: OJ Simpson in his own words

    Quote Originally Posted by CarrollCoRaven View Post
    I've seen most of the Seinfeld episodes a dozen times. There are a few clunkers mixed in but most episodes are funny as $hit. There are 2 episodes on late every night that I still watch if they are good ones.
    Same here. These are some of my favorite scenes. Fricking classic!

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