I know what many of you were thinking. You thought that, had the Ravens lost to the Bengals, I would have the audacity to go off of one game and plaster this great message board of ours with a half dozen 'I told you so' threads. The reality, however, is that nothing could be further from the truth. The truth is, that the only thread I need to make this week is one about....................................................................................................EATIN SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH FOR BREAKFAST BABY!! Jason Witten for the win!! Lololololololol.

I told you I had something for yo' ass for mocking me with that he-she during the draft. Last year, you somehow managed to snap my five game winning streak against you. Well I'm fittin' to start another one. 1 down. 4 to go.