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    The Excellector Shall Reign

    After tonight's Fantasy Draft, the path to destiny shall because clear, as the Excellector PRECIOUS LIGHT MAGIC SWORD OF THE GREAT KING AUSTIN LYLE FORRESTER, shall not only reign as Champion in the 'Russell Silver Report Fantasy League', but also take his revenge AND his rightful place on the thrown as Champion of the 'Dogstar Football League'. And after weeks of domination, my reign as the inaugural 'Dual Champion' shall be etched in stone. No one is prepared for the true power of.................the Excellector, here to right the wrongs of the Fantasy world. It is the destiny of the Sword. It shall be fate:



    The Sword has spoken.
    "Please take with you this final sword, The Excellector. I am praying that your journey will be guided by the light", Leon Shore





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    I participated in a live draft last week where my 8th round pick was so clever it healed the hemorrhoids of the guy with the next pick. He was like "Damn, Cleaver, thanks to that pick I don't have to sit on this donut pillow for the next 9 rounds." I said "I'm happy to shine the glowing light of my fantasy brilliance on your ass."





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    so um who created the rules





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Quote Originally Posted by WrongBaldy View Post
    so um who created the rules
    What rules do you speak of?
    "Please take with you this final sword, The Excellector. I am praying that your journey will be guided by the light", Leon Shore





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    .05 ppr
    -3 for missed 40+ fg





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Quote Originally Posted by WrongBaldy View Post
    .05 ppr
    -3 for missed 40+ fg
    Captain Silver. He is the manager.
    "Please take with you this final sword, The Excellector. I am praying that your journey will be guided by the light", Leon Shore





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    It shall because clear...you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means....







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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Did we fix the scoring? I still think giving bonus points for certain milestones is stupid.
    "Cause if you ain’t pissed off for greatness, that just means you’re okay with being mediocre, and ain’t no man in here okay with just basic.”
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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Have to get my eyes checked, thought the title was"The Excellector Shall Resign", LOL.





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Quote Originally Posted by lovefootball View Post
    Have to get my eyes checked, thought the title was"The Excellector Shall Resign", LOL.
    Indeed you do, because that is certainly NOT what the title says.
    "Please take with you this final sword, The Excellector. I am praying that your journey will be guided by the light", Leon Shore





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    "The Excellector Shall Reign"




    Damn, I better get my umbrella... Bc





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    Re: The Excellector Shall Reign

    Quote Originally Posted by WrongBaldy View Post
    .05 ppr
    -3 for missed 40+ fg

    hmmmmm





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