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    Off season levity

    Finish it:

    There was a QB named Flacco
    And many said he was wacko
    But he showed them all up
    When he won the big cup
    .........



    There was a Sham named Cam
    Whose game wasn't according to plan
    He stumbled and fumbled
    And in the end only mumbled
    ...........





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    Re: Off season levity

    There was a Sham named Cam
    Whose game wasn't according to plan
    He stumbled and fumbled
    And in the end only mumbled
    Another end around I shoulda ran
    at one point of my life I was exactly Pi years old





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    Re: Off season levity

    [QUOTE=Mikes;1081253]Finish it:

    There was a QB named Flacco
    And many said he was wacko
    But he showed them all up
    When he won the big cup
    But he still is a humble man.
    And a big part of the Ravens plan.
    To win another SB.



    There was a Sham named Cam
    Whose game wasn't according to plan
    He stumbled and fumbled
    And in the end only mumbled
    He still can be great
    Because for him it not too late
    Let's see what he does this year.





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    Re: Off season levity

    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    There was a Sham named Cam
    Whose game wasn't according to plan
    He stumbled and fumbled
    And in the end only mumbled
    Another end around I shoulda ran
    End arounds? Are we talking about Cam Newton or Cam Cameron?
    Let's win the f**king game.
    Joe Flacco





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    Re: Off season levity

    There was a QuarterBack named Joe
    who just signed for plenty of dough
    a Super Bowl he has won
    and just for personal fun
    it's off to McDonald's he'll go

    ... Bc





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    Re: Off season levity

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasticfury View Post
    End arounds? Are we talking about Cam Newton or Cam Cameron?
    Ahh you know that Cam also
    When I see Flacco that is the only Cam that comes to mind
    at one point of my life I was exactly Pi years old





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    Re: Off season levity

    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    Ahh you know that Cam also
    When I see Flacco that is the only Cam that comes to mind
    To clarify, I was referring to QB Cam.





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    Re: Off season levity

    There was a Sham named Cam
    Whose game wasn't according to plan
    He stumbled and fumbled
    And in the end only mumbled
    And then rightly was tossed in the can.

    I went with the OC as well, not the QB.





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    Re: Off season levity

    Yinz need to keep your day jobs. Every mother-lovin' one of yinz.
    ...If yinz ain't vaxxed & boosted by now, ain't nuffin' I say gonna change yer mind. Just don't drop dead on my lawn.

    Слава Україні! героям слава!





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    Re: Off season levity

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    Yinz need to keep your day jobs. Every mother-lovin' one of yinz.
    Limericks are a better choice than Haiku at least.





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    Re: Off season levity

    There once was a monster named Brandon
    Who could walk around on his hands and
    When put to the test
    Was stronger than the rest
    And sacked QB’s with wreckless abandon





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    Re: Off season levity

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    Yinz need to keep your day jobs. Every mother-lovin' one of yinz.
    Probably just an oversight on your part in not reading the topic line. As you can see it's simply meant to be lightheartedness to fill the void until the draft and other major Raven events. By no means, as you infer by your post, are any of us entering a literary contest and I can assure you we all know our limitations. That being said, I apologize for myself and the others for our lack of expertise and will, in the future, be more vigilant in our attempt at humor.





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