Building the Ultimate Sports Babe

**TL24x7** · 11-01-2007, 03:36 PM

Our Media Watchdog is working on a new piece. Imagine the bionic woman of sports...the true ultimate sports babe. Put together the head, the voice, the body, the smarts, the style, etc. Cool factor is also part of it...do you want to hang with her...what is the ideal sports enviroment compatibility?

What would she need to be like for you to want to take her to some or all games for tailgating and watching from the stands...

So with that in mind, share your thoughts on the following categories with a sampling below:

Sports Knowledge:

Face:

Body:

Delivery/Voice:

Style/Fashion:

Sports Environment Compatibility:

Athletic Ability:

Other:

EXAMPLE.......

Sports Knowledge: Suzy Kolber

Face: Anna Kornikova

Body: Erin Andrews

Delivery/Voice: Robin Roberts

Style/Fashion: Natalie Gulbis

Sports Environment Compatibility: Elin Nordegren

Athletic Ability: Serena Williams

Other: Alyssa Milano (baseball groupie)

**Fanman** · 11-01-2007, 04:02 PM

Interesting topic here. How many of us watching the game on TV pay close attention to the female reporters? I do sometimes, other times I don't.

I can't say I care for many of the women ESPN has....esp in studio.

But ABC is the same company and they seem to be going for substance over looks now w/ the current MNF crew of Kolber and Tafoya.

Wasn't Melissa Stark on MNF one year...and Lisa Guerero too?

FM

**Rochardrik** · 11-02-2007, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by TL24x7

Our Media Watchdog is working on a new piece. Imagine the bionic woman of sports...the true ultimate sports babe. Put together the head, the voice, the body, the smarts, the style, etc. Cool factor is also part of it...do you want to hang with her...what is the ideal sports enviroment compatibility?

What would she need to be like for you to want to take her to some or all games for tailgating and watching from the stands...

So with that in mind, share your thoughts on the following categories with a sampling below:

Sports Knowledge:

Face:

Body:

Delivery/Voice:

Style/Fashion:

Sports Environment Compatibility:

Athletic Ability:

Other:

EXAMPLE.......

Sports Knowledge: Suzy Kolber

Face: Anna Kornikova

Body: Erin Andrews

Delivery/Voice: Robin Roberts

Style/Fashion:Natalie Gulbis

Sports Environment Compatibility: Elin Nordegren

Athletic Ability: Serena Williams

Other: Alyssa Milano (baseball groupie)

Could it be Serena Williams' body?

**Real Fan Dan** · 11-02-2007, 09:46 AM

Sports Knowledge: Howard Cossell (before he went tits up anyways and downloaded with all current info)

Face: Halley Berry

Body: Condensed version of Allysa Milano only 3 foot tall and flat headed

Delivery/Voice: Kate Smith

Style/Fashion: early nekkid

Sports Environment Compatibility: fits like a golfball to the tee

Athletic Ability: runs fast enought to get me a beer out of the fridge in 3.5 seconds or less (* denotes mandatory requirement)

Other: Loves Frank Zappa Lyrics: "With a tongue like a cow she can make you go wow!"

That was what you were looking for right? ;) :D