The Official Profanity Thread.

[The Excellector]

Well if that wasn't the biggest pile of Donkey Kong *Expletive* I've seen a while. The offense, with a journeyman RB, a 35 year old WR, a TE made of glass and a Torrey Smith, put 33 *Expletive* points on the board, and this defense can't even get the slightest bit of god*expletive* pressure on a QB taking snaps from, not only his fourth, but later in the game his FIFTH *EXPLETIVE* CENTER OF THE SEASON!

I've seen Rupaul's drag queening *Expletive* in better disguises than Dean Pees' blitzes. At one point, they even had eight in coverage, AND STILL HAD MUTHA *EXPLETIVES* RUNNING WIDE OPEN.

And Matt Elam? What's up with that little mutha *Expletive*. The only time he can make a tackle, IS IN COVERAGE! GOD*EXPLETIVE* COVERAGE!

And oh, by the way, how many times can a mutha *expletive* line his dumb *expletive* up offsides, while looking straight at the God*expletive* ball no less, before the ridilin kicks in? I mean serious? Is that mutha *expletive* stupid?

We've only drafted one WR in the first three rounds of the draft since Joe got here, while drafting God knows how many defensive 'prospects', which is all I'll call them at the moment. Yet, this offense is on a record pace for the teams' history.

And does it seem like sometimes Joe Flacco has to do everything himself? Old assed Steve Smith didn't get involved early, so he decided to drop *Expletive* near everything thrown his way. Is getting into a fight his viagra or something? AND I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHETHER HE WAS INTERFERED WITH OR NOT TORREY SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT THIRD TD PASS. Smith Sr. drops one. Then Smith Jr. drops one. They can't even run it in from the *Expletive* three yard line and Joe has to sneak it in himself.

How about next draft, getting the man a God*Expletive* #1 WR instead of constantly expecting him to make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Jacoby couldn't even catch a pass without bobbling a kick return. It is crazy that the first TD catch that Torrey made is quite possibly the first I've seen him make all season, if not in years, where he actually caught a pass that wasn't put right on him.

Well I hope we can put all of that PPG BULL*EXPLETIVE* in sack and smack it upside of Dumervil's head so he can stop lining up offsides, because this defense sucks like a *EXPLETIVE*! You knew they were going to get exposed again soon and 33 points wasn't even enough to save them.

CAN SOMEBODY *EXPLETIVE* COVER ANTONIO GATES PLEASE?!

And back to Matt Elam. Why the *Expletive* would you show your blitz, looking Rivers right in the face, see him audible, and blitz anyway. Every GOD*EXPLETIVE* time he threw right to the spot Elam vacated.

Daryl Smith, you SLOW *EXPLETIVE* MOTHER *EXPLETIVE*. This is what Arthur Brown sat for? So we could watch Smith be late on every blitz known to man and stand no chance over the middle except a COMPLETELY gift wrapped interception where we may NEVER figure out what Rivers was trying to do with that throw.

When I saw that the Steelers and Browns were about to lose, I should have known that it was too good to be true.

*Expletive* hell, this defense sucks.

I don't care if you kick 11 *Expletive* FGs, 33 points is 33 points and if you can't beat a man taking snaps from some strip club bouncer yanked off the street, you suck. Plain and simple.

[The Excellector]

In what *Expletive* world does it make sense to put Courtney Upshaw in single coverage against Antonio Gates? Antonio *Expletive* Gates!

[callahan09]

I'm pretty pissed off, man.

[RavenMadness]

I so wanted to turn your thread into a Mad Libs, but I just don't have the brainpower right now because I'm too pissed off!

[GOTA]

In what *Expletive* world does it make sense to put Courtney Upshaw in single coverage against Antonio Gates? Antonio *Expletive* Gates!

Yup. That was one of the dumbest matchups I had ever seen. I'm beyond swearing at this point.

[AirFlacco]

On the bright side there werent any Squeelers fans at Looney's today. Nothing but Ravens fans. No fights like the other place I got banned from.

[I Touchdown There]

Awesome!

[RavenMadness]

Gonna be a long a$$ week....<sigh>

[Dade]

The Sword has spoken!

[bmore finest]

Well 10-6 is still the goal. If we want in the dance, Superbowl mode better be on now. Losing to Cle before the bye, should've cleared the smokescreens and mental efforts out during bye. And played solid on the road. But at home, unleash the beast. We must protect our House. Someone tell Pees"He fired at end of season after we win the superbowl". Go Ball So Hard Organized Chaos. The Front 7 is our only hope on D now. The torch was passed. No Ball out pass rush, no Baltimore D. Wacko 4 Flacco. Joe have to lead to be Playoff Joe Cool now. Let him loose with the way Forrestt is running, Joe has to put up 35+ for the next 8 games to win SB MVP again.

No Smokescreens. Its Joe team to lead. The D backend sucks, it the O that will get us there. Like the truth orange, the Orioles bled orange magick this year. Give some orange truth to the coaching staff of Ravens. This team is a good team, with friendly coaching. Time for our great coach, John Harb's to have 4 fights with his coaching Staff. Great Coach needs his Great team to play.
1. Fight, Gary K. Coach K. Run, play action and let it fly. Period. 35+pts. 7 trips to Redzone a game, 5 td's from them we got this. Protect The $100 mil Joe Cool.
2. Bobby Engram. I love this guy, but Fight, we have a nice Mix of WRs. Need his technician skills to run open routes for the Talent. Torrey, Agent 89, Brown, Jones, Camp, Akien, Daniels, and Juice. We got the players to teach.
3. Steve Spags. The Secondary is just plain weak. Go for turnovers only. Cant cover so forgive and forget, go for the ball.
4. Pees. O good friend, you will be let go or hope you take the first job offer after superbowl win. But to get the best one, just unleash the beast. Let the dogs Hunt. Heat heat heat. We cant cover so get to the QB every call. Break the chains off CharmCity beast.
Hopefully John And Joe listen to U2's song"miracle". And be free of smoke screen. If we light up as the great team the Great coach wants, its still a Superbowl year. Last quarter, 4 games, 2 home, 2 road. 35+ in all four with better mental discipline, will get us on the main ballroom dance floor. Lets just hope Coach Harb is as pissed as Ravensnation and Start the fire with fights. Miracle Monday.

[I Touchdown There]

Except we didn't lose to CLE

[ravenjoe]

Except we didn't lose to CLE

Actually, that is a game we won because the Browns missed two easy FGs ... we probably should have lost to Cleveland on the road.