Fun idea. Everybody give their own version of what John Harbaugh really wants to say about the lovebus and any other issues in recent memory. So, think of the situation and/or the player involved, go into what Harbaugh actually said about the issue, then give your idea of what he's really thinking, what he really wants to say. The stuff you know he'll say when he goes home.....

For example....

"John, has the incident in D.C. been brought to your attention and, if so, how do you plan on handling it".

We can figure out what he actually said.

But what he really wanted to say was....

"You know Kevin, in all honesty it pisses me off to even have to address this issue. I mean, here's a guy, some reject from Houston that Vontae Leach talked us into bringing in, who, don't get me wrong, did some good things for us last year. But since he caught a few deep passes since defenses paid him no attention at all, he suddenly thinks he's hot shit. I don't mind the celebration and all, but, does the guy ever stop shaking his ass? I've never seen a guy shake his ass that much in my life. Guys don't do that Kevin. Then, I call him up during the off-season to join the team for OTAs and he's doing dancing with the stars. Dancing with the Stars? Are you kidding me? Shows up to camp and fails the conditioning test. I couldn't wait for Marlon Brown to take his spot. I was just thinking, "Please God don't let Marlon's knee give out." Somehow Jones gets taken out by Trawick and I will not be answering questions on why I gave him a roster spot, as I've told my wife a hundred times. So, of ALL the things he could be doing around this time, I mean, don't get me wrong, players gotta get their jollies off, gotta get their dicks wet, I get it, but of ALL the things he could be doing, he's hanging out with McKinnie of all people, three o'clock in the goddamn morning, in D.C. And just you wait until I find out what other players were on that bus, because they are quickly gonna find themselves on my shit list. I thought McKinnie's ass took up all the space on it, but apparently there's more room. So then I hear he let some braud crack him upside the head with a bottle. To be honest, by that point I wanted to do the same thing. God Bless Sweet pea, whoever the hell she is. Aint a goddamn vegetable that's for sure."