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HEROES:

1) JOE FLACCO- I would literally give my left testicle to see you play like this the rest of your career! Dude, you were so deeply immersed in your "Joe Cool" persona I could damn near see icicles forming on your freakin facemask!..In the words of T.O.: "THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK MAN!!":respect

2) TORREY SMITH/JACOBY JONES- Sticky fingers, blazing speed, great dance moves and a nose for the endzone... What's not to love? I'm in my living room cabbage-patching like a sumbitch over the fireworks display you two put on this week!

3) PAUL KRUGER- The most complete game of your career was EPIC, not only because you were everywhere at once, but because you STILL haven't reached your ceiling as a defender. BTW, you're so bad-ass that DEATH once admitted to having a near-PAUL KRUGER-experience.

4) DENNIS PITTA/ED DICKSON- Best all around performance for our TEs in a good long time. Dennis "The Minotaur" Pitta showed why he's Sizzle and Joe's favorite target, while Dickson rebounded from the doldrums of recent weeks.:happyanim Made me happier than Jerry Sandusky at a Chuck E. Cheese in the Phillipines... (Yes, I went there.)

5) RAVENS SPECIAL TEAMS- Now THIS is the way a team coached by a former ST coach is capable of playing!:respect Keep making a difference, especially on the SCOREBOARD, men...


MORE HEROES:

6) RAY RICE- Three things that make me smile: Cold beer with charred meat, that picture of Baltimore Greg with green teeth and Ray Rice running into the endzone each week.

7) TERRELL SUGGS/DEANGELO TYSON/COURTNEY UPSHAW- Y'all batted down so many passes that if football doesn't work out, you dudes definitely have a future on the professional volleyball circuit! Glad to see the Texans game taught us SOMETHING!


8) BERNARD POLLARD/CARY WILLIAMS/COREY GRAHAM/CHYKIE BROWN- I must say that I was pleasantly surprised by the overall solid job you guys did in coverage, especially on deep balls. Even my main man Cary Williams emerged from this game with barely a skid mark in his undies!

9) RAVENS FAN- Not sure those of you who were at the game or watching at home saw this dude with the BALTIMORE FUCKIN' MARYLAND tee-shirt on the left, but CBS cameras sure did going into the half!! Take THAT, FCC!!


10) MIKE BRISIEL- Bro, you committed so many penalties for the Raiduhs, that even Michael Oher came over to you at halftime and gave you a hug!! Thanks man!!