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    I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?



    I Waited all Day for Sunday Night?óA Steelers message board contributor tries to make sense of yet another loss at Denver

    Donít tell me to get off the ledge
    A score of posts Iíll write
    Trying to understand how and why
    My Steelers got beat on Sunday night

    The loss of Clark was huge of course
    Sans him, Polo is checked in might
    His gray hair flowing in the wind
    I waited all day for Sunday night?

    Are we cursed with OL injuries?
    From a decent line, 2 more bites
    An Official Oline Sucks thread
    Will make me feel better Sunday night

    Adams the slow, Colon the twitchy
    Legs the beaten, and Pounce the slight
    Limpyís the nickname of choice
    For the OL as of Sunday night

    Is it Hailey or Haley?
    I hope heís gone before I get it right
    Playcalling for a peewee game
    I stayed up for Sunday night?

    And what about our corners?
    A group that lives in fright
    Bigger cushions than my sofa
    Divot deep waiting for Sunday night

    We lost the 3rd quarter 7-6
    With only 36 ticks on D tonight
    Still Allergic to tackling Thomas?
    Or just a weird ass Sunday Night?

    Itís not a good front seven
    Salaries higher than a kite
    If I hear Hoodís OK again Iíll scream
    He was invisible Sunday night

    Hampton, Timmons, Worilds, and Woodley
    All look huge which isnít right
    A close camp gluttony contest
    Must have preceded Sunday night

    The roadmapís there for all to see
    To send our defense in flight
    No answer for the no huddle
    From our boys on Sunday night

    Lebeauís beloved in this town
    But the blown leads just arenít right
    Enjoy Florida and apple sauce please
    Ere we play again Sunday night

    Itís hard to blame Big Ben
    Converting 3rdís to maintain the fight
    But he stared down Porter like Boller
    To give the game away Sunday night

    Iím sure we are rebuilding
    6-10 is about right
    More cap concessions this offseason
    And I could have slept through Sunday night




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    hahaha awesome man, that was a good read.




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    You know, now that I think about it Worilds and Woodley did look pretty heavy. More than usual at least.
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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    That's funny stuff but if a Raven fan was posting something like that after a loss about our team on this board I'd be pretty pissed. I can imagine he's getting hammered where ever he posted that.
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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Quote Originally Posted by GOTA View Post
    That's funny stuff but if a Raven fan was posting something like that after a loss about our team on this board I'd be pretty pissed. I can imagine he's getting hammered where ever he posted that.
    It's original material. Here's the method:

    1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
    2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
    3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

    Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Obviously I am glad they lost, but watching the game inspired my own rant in the middle of the third quarter. I posted it in the non-ravens section last night.

    http://ravens24x7.com/forum/showthre...asn-t-mattered




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Quote Originally Posted by Filmstudy View Post
    It's original material. Here's the method:

    1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
    2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
    3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

    Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.
    It's still brilliant and very funny someone should post it on a steelers board as a lark.
    Hey filmstudy i know you usually only break down ravens game film but the
    49ers offense during the green bay game was using some very interesting route running and I wish you could do an explaination of the intricacies of it as it was fascinating to watch a creative offensive coordinator use misdirection during the route to get guys wide open so the lame quarterback they have can just complete an easy pass.
    Thanks




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    I was wishing I was color blind last night with all that ugly bright orange and even uglier piss yellow all over my TV.




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Film-
    I sense a budding EAP after reading that Pitt fan's poetry! May his team win....Nevermore!

    As far as Pitt's issues, they were outcoached, IMHO.




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Bravo Film!
    World Domination 3 Points at a Time!




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Great stuff




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    Re: I Waited All Day for Sunday Night?

    Quote Originally Posted by Filmstudy View Post
    It's original material. Here's the method:

    1. Read the scout boards for the Steelers, which are imploding
    2. Note a number of specific complaints (there is a treasure trove there)
    3. Apply to verse using a consistent rhyme scheme, kinda like a limerick

    Wayne Brady can do it in the time it take the girl to walk from her seat to the chair. It took me about 90 minutes to do this.
    Oh wow. Here I thought you were reprinting something you saw on a Steeler board. That changes everything since it's inspired by panicked Steeler fans and not composed by one of them.

    Very cool
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