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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?



    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    ...dread extensions can be added for chump change at his salary.
    What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--

    & then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.

    I can see (& hear) it now:
    Flacco back to pass, he's got Torrey on a quick slant, Jones moves in for the tackle--No way! He grabbed the dreads & they came off in his hands! Torrey at the 30, 20, 10, touchdowwwwwwwn Rrrrravens!
    And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...

    Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    OWG thread...




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--

    & then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.

    I can see (& hear) it now: And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...

    Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
    THAT'S SOME FUNNY STUFF right there!

    Tear away dreads!!!!
    Just like the flags in flag football.
    The players wear headbands with velcro dreads hanging down and then put on their helmet!!!




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    dread extensions




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--

    & then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.

    I can see (& hear) it now: And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...

    Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
    I'd be LMAO but i think the No Fun League would penalize him.
    If someone grabbed Torrey by the hair they would not be penalized because hair is part of the body and any part of the body can be used in a tackle, with some restrictions on just how you make the tackle. This also extends to the jersey. In the same way that teams can not use tear away jerseys, i don't believe they could use detachable body parts.
    If you break the rules you can't make the rules.
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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    It didnt work out very well for Samson.




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Samson got suckered in like any man trying to get some ass, if I am not mistaken.

    Torrey's locks probably weigh pounds.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Torrey's superpowers are not in his dreads, unlike Anthony Allen.




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbirds80 View Post
    Torrey's superpowers are not in his dreads, unlike Anthony Allen.
    Forgot all about Ant Allen cutting his off, now look at him lol




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Justlovemybirds View Post
    Forgot all about Ant Allen cutting his off, now look at him lol

    And he quit ice cream.
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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    I hope he doesn't lose the swag if he cuts his locks. He has that confident swagger that has carried over from last year into this season.




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    I think he should grow a mini fro and some awesome, sideburns that merge into his mustache kinda like Eddie circa 1985.

    The face mask would hide it a bit, but it would be bad ass!




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    Agree
    And doesn't have to grow, dread extensions can be added for chump change at his salary.
    maybe his can come off in a way that they could braid them back in? LOL




  14. #29

    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
    Agree
    And doesn't have to grow, dread extensions can be added for chump change at his salary.
    Hey - lightly attached dreads during the season - tackler grabs them and all the get is a handful of hair!




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    Re: A change for Torrey Smith?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenswintitle View Post
    can't see anything but positives by cutting them. he can grow his hair in the offseason
    Unless his great great great great great..... throw a few more greats in there" grandfather is Sampson.... I see no reason why he shouldn't cut his hair.

    Scientifically it does make you faster..... "just saying" You know how much drag all that hair probably causes?
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