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Thread: A change for Torrey Smith?
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08-22-2012, 02:13 PM #13
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
I know it sounds crazy JLMB... but part of the game is mental. If this is part of his 2012 game preparation, part of his initiation to next level training regiment or just creating a new image... it can make a difference. Just "taping up" and eye paint can make for a huge mental transformation for some people.
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
he can get one of these ;)
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
If Torrey cuts his hair and sucks this year some people here will be all "he lost his confidence and 'swag' with the dreads".
His hair doesn't matter.
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08-22-2012, 02:35 PM #16Hyperbolic curmudgeometer
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--
& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.
I can see (& hear) it now:Flacco back to pass, he's got Torrey on a quick slant, Jones moves in for the tackle--No way! He grabbed the dreads & they came off in his hands! Torrey at the 30, 20, 10, touchdowwwwwwwn Rrrrravens!
Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
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08-22-2012, 02:54 PM #17Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
OWG thread...
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08-22-2012, 02:55 PM #18
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08-22-2012, 03:00 PM #19
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08-22-2012, 03:34 PM #20
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
I'd be LMAO but i think the No Fun League would penalize him.
If someone grabbed Torrey by the hair they would not be penalized because hair is part of the body and any part of the body can be used in a tackle, with some restrictions on just how you make the tackle. This also extends to the jersey. In the same way that teams can not use tear away jerseys, i don't believe they could use detachable body parts. ;)Twenty years of Cheers.
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
It didnt work out very well for Samson.
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
Samson got suckered in like any man trying to get some ass, if I am not mistaken.
Torrey's locks probably weigh pounds."Please take with you this final sword, The Excellector. I am praying that your journey will be guided by the light", Leon Shore
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08-22-2012, 04:12 PM #23
Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
Torrey's superpowers are not in his dreads, unlike :grbac:Anthony Allen.
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