Quote Originally Posted by Rxdoxx View Post
...dread extensions can be added for chump change at his salary.
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--

& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.

I can see (& hear) it now:
Flacco back to pass, he's got Torrey on a quick slant, Jones moves in for the tackle--No way! He grabbed the dreads & they came off in his hands! Torrey at the 30, 20, 10, touchdowwwwwwwn Rrrrravens!
And it would make every highlight reel (& every blooper reel) in the multiverse...

Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)