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08-22-2012, 02:35 PM #12Hyperbolic curmudgeometer
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Re: A change for Torrey Smith?
What he oughta do is to have the dreads excised an hour or so before the opener--
& then have them reattached to the remaining hair very, very loosely before he puts the helmet on.
I can see (& hear) it now:Flacco back to pass, he's got Torrey on a quick slant, Jones moves in for the tackle--No way! He grabbed the dreads & they came off in his hands! Torrey at the 30, 20, 10, touchdowwwwwwwn Rrrrravens!
Heck, at least he ought to think (publicly) about doing it--it'd make 'em think twice before they grabbed at 'em. (Threat > execution of threat)
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