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    Dear Joe Flacco....



    For the love of all of us who are tired of hearing everyone pick you apart for not being a great QB even though you've set NFL records for wins in your first 4 seasons...

    PLEASE have a huge game today so we can finally start shutting up some of the haters. I'd like a win most of all, but since I'm starting to think you'll need to pass a bit more than the last time we played New England in the postseason, i'd be nice if you didn't leave anything for annoying sports idiots to nitpick on.

    Just a request, actually a secondary request, since all of us just want you to win the game. So I guess the best way to sum this up is....Do what you do best. And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, please don't let New England's pass defense look good.

    Thanks,

    Baltimore Ravens Fans who are tired of hearing about Joe Flacco being worthless.
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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Joe will only be as good as the OL. That will make or break him. Texans ate up our OL. NE I'm not sure will do the same.
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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    For the love of all of us who are tired of hearing everyone pick you apart for not being a great QB even though you've set NFL records for wins in your first 4 seasons...

    PLEASE have a huge game today so we can finally start shutting up some of the haters. I'd like a win most of all, but since I'm starting to think you'll need to pass a bit more than the last time we played New England in the postseason, i'd be nice if you didn't leave anything for annoying sports idiots to nitpick on.

    Just a request, actually a secondary request, since all of us just want you to win the game. So I guess the best way to sum this up is....Do what you do best. And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, please don't let New England's pass defense look good.

    Thanks,

    Baltimore Ravens Fans who are tired of hearing about Joe Flacco being worthless.

    Dear Joe Flacco:

    Please tell Cam to:

    1. Call aggressive plays

    2. Don't put you in a hole buy calling two failed running plays forcing you into 3rd and long.

    3. Have the offensive line protect you.

    4. Let you play more from hurry up formations

    5. Let you play more from the shotgun

    6. Have your receivers NOT DROP balls thrown into their hands

    7. Put formations on the field that cause the opponent to think

    8. Put the right personnel on the field for the formation called

    9. Let you throw to Pitta

    10. Let you run slants, rubs, crossing patterns, comebacks etc

    11. Use Vonte Leech as a fullback - not as a wideout.

    12. Let you throw on first down.

    Hopefully next year you will have someone who understands football in the 21st century - and who will let you do all these things.

    Good luck, Joe




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Dear Joe:

    May you have a healthy masculine son who can throw footballs and have better pocket awareness and can read defenses and pick them apart better than you for the future Baltimore Ravens.

    GO RAVENS.

    SINCERELY YOURS,

    WACCO FOR FUTURE FLACCO'S.

    Last edited by AirFlacco; 01-22-2012 at 08:46 AM.
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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bez513 View Post
    Joe will only be as good as the OL. That will make or break him. Texans ate up our OL. NE I'm not sure will do the same.
    This. Our OL needs to have it's "A" game today. If they do, we should win. Actually, if both OL and DL have their "A" games, then we win.




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Dear Joe,

    Just win. Your job is to win, not to answer your oftentimes ignorant critics.
    "A lot" is a two word expression denoting a great deal or greatly, as in "I like sunshine a lot." "Alot" is a lovable imaginary grammar monster. You can love a lot; you can love an alot; you can love alots a lot; but they are not the same thing.




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Dear Joe,

    If you throw for five touchdowns in a loss, you will not be remembered.

    Get the W. We are with you.
    "When questioned, the Elders explained that they were in search of magical powers. However, they're actually searching for the whereabouts of a certain ring. This ring is a legendary treasure that long ago was known to exist"




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Quote Originally Posted by AirFlacco View Post
    Dear Joe:

    May you have a healthy masculine son who can throw footballs and have better pocket awareness and can read defenses and pick them apart better than you for the future Baltimore Ravens.

    GO RAVENS.

    SINCERELY YOURS,

    WACCO FOR FUTURE FLACCO'S.

    Hell no. It would be so depressing when he is drafted by some random team, or by the Steelers since they will be a caricatured version of the Browns by that time because I don't see them (the Steelers) beating us once in the next 5 or 6 seasons.




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    Dear Joe,

    If you throw for five touchdowns in a loss, you will not be remembered.

    Get the W. We are with you.
    This!




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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Dear Joe,
    tell Cam to go F himself and call your own plays. WE all have alot more faith in you!




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    Quote Originally Posted by akashicrecorder View Post
    This!
    Agreed!

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    Re: Dear Joe Flacco....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bez513 View Post
    Joe will only be as good as the OL. That will make or break him. Texans ate up our OL. NE I'm not sure will do the same.
    I certainly AGREE!! The OL flat-out stunk, and in a playoff game no less - shame on ALL of YOU!! Joe, I thought, actually had a pretty good game, I mean several of his throws were PERFECT throws. Joe will do just fine today...
    "Grab those pusillanimous sons-a-bitches by the nose and kick 'em in the balls.." General George S. Patton




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