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01-11-2012, 07:43 PM #1Pro Bowl Poster
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Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
Harrison can’t get a call
He’s held each time they throw
Suspend him 1 more @#$* time, Goodell…
We were beaten by Tebow?
Ben played on just 1 ankle
He nearly stole the show
Rub some dirt on yours Markice
We were beaten by Tebow!
Clark’s absence was regrettable
But the right thing as we know
I’d give him one of my spleens
We were beaten by Tebow?
The defense short on takeaways
How open their the win-dow?
If we only played some young guys
We were beaten by Tebow?
Poor coaching or bad luck,
Injuries or X’s and O’s
We’ve got a lot of excuses
We were beaten by Tebow?!?
Did you see Coach Tomlin’s presser
He’d do it all again you know
Arians and Dick are back
We were beaten by Tebow?
Big Ben the well dressed QB
At his presser in voice low
Fred Flintstone never looked as good
We were beaten by Tebow?
It doesn’t matter anyway
We’d have lost to the Pats also
A head start on our drinking
We were beaten by Tebow?
The 49ers better lose
A 6th ring for them would blow
How then would we feed the trolls
We were beaten by Tebow?!
The Steelers are in cap hell
20 million over next year’s dough
We wasted it on Timmons
And were beaten by Tebow!
Hines will take a pay cut
Let’s see how low he’ll go
It better be 6 figures
We were beaten by Tebow?
Hampton, BMac, and Rashard
Farrior or Foote to go
A new roster to learn in camp
We were beaten by Tebow?
Next season can’t come soon enough
The Iron City Brew will flow
It may even help me forget
We were knocked out by TebowLast edited by Filmstudy; 01-12-2012 at 12:14 AM.
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01-11-2012, 07:46 PM #2Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
The one thing they have more of in Pitt is artistic talent obviously.
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World Domination 3 Points at a Time!
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01-11-2012, 08:10 PM #4Hyperbolic curmudgeometer
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
Coming from anywhere else in the world, I'd tell the author not to quit his day job. But in Yinzerstan, not only does he probably not have a day job, but that level of literary accomplishment would probably qualify him for a Pullmyfinger Prize...
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01-11-2012, 08:22 PM #5Pro Bowl Poster
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01-11-2012, 08:34 PM #6Veteran Poster
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
That was fing hilarious, and exactly what they are all saying. EXACTLY!
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01-11-2012, 08:41 PM #7Pro Bowl Poster
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
We need a Pittsburgh got Tebowed haiku thread. That old haiku thread from the Orioles board on Sunspot had me in stitches.
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01-11-2012, 09:04 PM #9Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
I like the post on their board about how Denver won on the last play of the game in an illegal formation.
For being a Steeler board Steelernation sure loves going to other teams boards and importing their posts. they come here often and discuss what we talk about the main difference being here people actually talk about football. There they talk about blind homerism and if you disagree you can bet on some neg reps. Even in the posts where i show facts and figures they are all disregarded as ramblings by a 'ratfuck fan" and i should stay off their board.
Funny thing when they posted about being the 5th seed back on 1/2 i told them they should be more worried about the Denver game and forget the past 16 games. I was told they could never lose to the broncos. They said Batch could beat them.
I almost creamed my jeans when the Steelers lost. Ben and Heinz looked like they were about to pull a Tebow..........you know cry on national television after a big upset.
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
there were several posts on their board how they got hosed by the refs, yet with the score at 23-6, Ben clearly threw a backwards pass that was fumbled and recovered by Denver at about the Pittsburgh 25 yd line.. But somehow the Steelers got that ball back. Funny how the refs didn't blow that call in Steelers' fans feebile minds.
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01-12-2012, 12:39 AM #11
Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
Arrogant Steelers
How can you play pass defense
With safeties up front?
It is so unfair
Referees hose the Steelers
Just ask the Seahawks
Pittsburgh take solace
Big Ben can't lose to Ravens
Oh crap, did it twice
Smiles fade on the bench
When dirty player gets old
Douchebag foreverLast edited by Teavo; 01-12-2012 at 12:45 AM.
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01-12-2012, 01:30 AM #12Hyperbolic curmudgeometer
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Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss
Teavo for MVP (Most Voluble Poet)!
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