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    Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss



    Harrison can’t get a call

    He’s held each time they throw

    Suspend him 1 more @#$* time, Goodell…

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    Ben played on just 1 ankle

    He nearly stole the show

    Rub some dirt on yours Markice

    We were beaten by Tebow!



    Clark’s absence was regrettable

    But the right thing as we know

    I’d give him one of my spleens

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    The defense short on takeaways

    How open their the win-dow?

    If we only played some young guys

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    Poor coaching or bad luck,

    Injuries or X’s and O’s

    We’ve got a lot of excuses

    We were beaten by Tebow?!?



    Did you see Coach Tomlin’s presser

    He’d do it all again you know

    Arians and Dick are back

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    Big Ben the well dressed QB

    At his presser in voice low

    Fred Flintstone never looked as good

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    It doesn’t matter anyway

    We’d have lost to the Pats also

    A head start on our drinking

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    The 49ers better lose

    A 6th ring for them would blow

    How then would we feed the trolls

    We were beaten by Tebow?!



    The Steelers are in cap hell

    20 million over next year’s dough

    We wasted it on Timmons

    And were beaten by Tebow!



    Hines will take a pay cut

    Let’s see how low he’ll go

    It better be 6 figures

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    Hampton, BMac, and Rashard

    Farrior or Foote to go

    A new roster to learn in camp

    We were beaten by Tebow?



    Next season can’t come soon enough

    The Iron City Brew will flow

    It may even help me forget

    We were knocked out by Tebow
    Last edited by Filmstudy; 01-11-2012 at 11:14 PM.




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    The one thing they have more of in Pitt is artistic talent obviously.




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    World Domination 3 Points at a Time!




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    Coming from anywhere else in the world, I'd tell the author not to quit his day job. But in Yinzerstan, not only does he probably not have a day job, but that level of literary accomplishment would probably qualify him for a Pullmyfinger Prize...




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    Coming from anywhere else in the world, I'd tell the author not to quit his day job. But in Yinzerstan, not only does he probably not have a day job, but that level of literary accomplishment would probably qualify him for a Pullmyfinger Prize...
    Ouch

    Clearly my mind got numb spending time reading their boards for material.

    I'm thinking the prize should probably be in the form of bronzed chinese handcuffs.




  6. #6

    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    That was fing hilarious, and exactly what they are all saying. EXACTLY!




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    Quote Originally Posted by 52decleetzu View Post
    That was fing hilarious, and exactly what they are all saying. EXACTLY!
    Do you think they'd appreciate having it on their boards 52d?




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    We need a Pittsburgh got Tebowed haiku thread. That old haiku thread from the Orioles board on Sunspot had me in stitches.




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    I like the post on their board about how Denver won on the last play of the game in an illegal formation.

    For being a Steeler board Steelernation sure loves going to other teams boards and importing their posts. they come here often and discuss what we talk about the main difference being here people actually talk about football. There they talk about blind homerism and if you disagree you can bet on some neg reps. Even in the posts where i show facts and figures they are all disregarded as ramblings by a 'ratfuck fan" and i should stay off their board.

    Funny thing when they posted about being the 5th seed back on 1/2 i told them they should be more worried about the Denver game and forget the past 16 games. I was told they could never lose to the broncos. They said Batch could beat them.

    I almost creamed my jeans when the Steelers lost. Ben and Heinz looked like they were about to pull a Tebow..........you know cry on national television after a big upset.




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    there were several posts on their board how they got hosed by the refs, yet with the score at 23-6, Ben clearly threw a backwards pass that was fumbled and recovered by Denver at about the Pittsburgh 25 yd line.. But somehow the Steelers got that ball back. Funny how the refs didn't blow that call in Steelers' fans feebile minds.




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    Arrogant Steelers
    How can you play pass defense
    With safeties up front?

    It is so unfair
    Referees hose the Steelers
    Just ask the Seahawks

    Pittsburgh take solace
    Big Ben can't lose to Ravens
    Oh crap, did it twice

    Smiles fade on the bench
    When dirty player gets old
    Douchebag forever
    Last edited by Teavo; 01-11-2012 at 11:45 PM.




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    Re: Thoughts of a Steeler Fan set to Rhyme after Sunday's Loss

    Teavo for MVP (Most Voluble Poet)!




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