The Ravens are a boring football team. We need to just accept it. We love them, but they tend to be unimpressive on the national stage. The other match-ups are full of pretty-boy QBs and feel good stories. Our game is about a team that backed into the playoffs with a no-name QB versus a team who thinks a fine victory is a 20-7 mauling with people being carted off the field and the QB not throwing the ball more than 10 times.

The Ravens will quietly pound the Texans this week while Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and Manning do cute TD dances and watch their defenses give up 30+ points. You can be sure Belichick and company are thinking about us, though. They know we have the ability to dominate them and that we are coming.