Forget Baltimore, take Russell St. out of town to MD 295 to I-295 near DC. Exit on PA avenue and head east. Go 3 blocks and park. Get out of your vehicle, wave some cash and tell the folks around you you are looking for something good to eat.

^just kidding.

Fells Point is where you want to head. Though near Harbor you can find a comedy club and touristy bars if you are into that kind of thing.

Somebody mentioned Phillips upstread, I believe they are closed, they are moving to the old ESPN Zone nearby and aren't open yet (I believe, could be wrong on if they are open yet).

If you rent a car G&Ms is a good place for crab cakes. As Fanatic says, crab cakes around here are plentiful year round. And they are real crab cakes, not that crap they pass off in other areas that are barely thicker than an envelope and less tasty.