I don't know why ESPN had this guy on tonight, but I want him to do every MNF game from here on out. We have enough average looking middle-aged women giving us injury updates and regurgitating coach-speak after the half, don't we? We need more of this guy, talking to random people on the third floor about the power, and cursing on national television while struggling to tell us about it. Guy is a star. Make it happen, ESPN. Who's with me?