All he wanted to do was let his wife know he was OK after getting knocked
in the head and there was no concussion. He borrowed the trainer's phone.

NFL banned cell phones during games after a Joe Horn pulled one out after
a TD and pretended to make a call.

Coach said it's not like he was calling about his bank statement. He wanted
to assure his wife he was OK. He has a history of concussion-like injuries.

NFL fined him $10,000 but acted like they were concerned about the injury.

See what one joke started.