If you don't follow Anthony Allen on twitter, you should

[HoustonRaven]

More importantly... THEY MADE YOU A F*CKING MODERATOR? There goes the neighborhood.

Pretty much all the worst parts of the Bible, I know.

[Jardo]

Pretty much all the worst parts of the Bible, I know.

I just shot pop tart out of my nose.

Dogs and cats...living together....MASS HYSTERIA!!!

[NOLARavenFAN]

I here Ant is a beast..... :)

[NOLARavenFAN]

Houston, too close to New Orleans.

[moose10101]

In today's tweets, you can expect:

• Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jimmy Smith.
• Jimmy Smith counted to infinity ... twice.
• When God said "Let there be light", Jimmy Smith said, "Say please".

Yes, I've heard all of the ones in the OP, but it's still good to have players with a sense of humor. It's a lot better than seeing tweets that say “Dam. Get ya knuckles ready” or “Don’t fight if. You don’t know how.”

[HoustonRaven]

Houston, too close to New Orleans.

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5 hour drive is close?

[BLSmokey]

Pretty much all the worst parts of the Bible, I know.

...Yes, 91,100.

[NOLARavenFAN]

?????

5 hour drive is close?

Closer than Baltimore......4 hours if you drive fast. But nice to know there are folks in the neighborhood.

[HoustonRaven]

Closer than Baltimore......4 hours if you drive fast. But nice to know there are folks in the neighborhood.

Search "Houston Area Ravens Fans" on Facebook.

There is a whole slew of us.

[alien bird]

Houston, too close to New Orleans.

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New York's got the ways and means, but just won't let you be.

Some of us got the reference. :D