Steelers to Ravenís Payment Conspiracy Uncovered
After the embarrassing personnel decisions made by the Ravens yesterday, I am now convinced what I have suspected for years Ė the Ravens are in bed with the Steelers, and are being paid off by creepy old Dan Rooney himself to make personnel decisions that my two year old would have known better to avoid. Why would you cut Mason and Heap? So who do we throw to now besides Boldin? Tandon Doss? Ed Dickson? How about I polish the AFC North trophy and just hand it to Pittsburgh now. This is why we are always a bridesmaid and never the bride Ė we are being paid by the Steelers to make these types of decisions.