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Thread: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
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11-24-2010, 10:13 AM #1
R.I.P. Ravens24x7
According to a new Ravens blog, we're going down
Enjoy the temporary boost in traffic Joe and best of luck.
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11-24-2010, 10:17 AM #2
Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
Who wrote their blurb, Clinton Portis?
I think 24x7 is pretty safe. For the most part, we still speak English here.
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11-24-2010, 10:36 AM #4
Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
It's obviously a spoof. A poor imitation of Benglas Rulz. It would be hard to find someone who runs a site and act as illiterate as the person who wrote:
We taking over Ravens 24×7. Then we moving right down the ladder, and kicking all yo Ravens sites *sses. Ravens Red Zone is da only site written for the blue collar Raven fan.
"yo!"In a 2003 BBC poll that asked Brits to name the "Greatest American Ever", Mr. T came in fourth, behind ML King (3rd), Abe Lincoln (2nd) and Homer Simpson (1st).
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11-24-2010, 11:14 AM #5
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Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
I'm not gonna click on it either but it sounds like
Ron I LOVE YOU MADLY BALTIMORE Bergundy to me.
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Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
LOL,
Tim Lumber
Legend in his own mind
Pirate writer,does not believe in the rules of writing.
"A true story also for yous...3 years ago i was drunk at the Ravens game and a Steeler fan started running off his lip to me! So i delivered a knuckle sandwich to his jaw! He shut up real fast, then the security escorted me out the stadium...all in all my PSL's were taken away from me! Thats O.K. because i will just buy a bleacher ticket next year! Im going to get drunk, and the 1st Steeler fan who lips off...I will go Trailer Park on him!!!!! "
By Tim Lumber
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11-24-2010, 12:36 PM #8
Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
If you read it you will understand why it isn't Bruce. The person doesn't speak "english". It is closer to dialogue from the movie Airplane:
First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
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Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
and kicking all yo Ravens sites *sses. Ravens Red Zone is da only site written for the blue collar Raven fan.
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That's the part I was referring to and he hates this board but I was just being a smart ass.
Bruce is always challenging someone to kick his ass even on the radio. That's his
language minus the jive.
Last edited by AirFlacco; 11-24-2010 at 02:19 PM.
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11-24-2010, 04:28 PM #10Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
"we moving right down the ladder..."
Perfect.
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11-24-2010, 09:45 PM #11
Re: R.I.P. Ravens24x7
Well, you had a good run Tony lol.
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11-25-2010, 10:30 PM #12
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