New Nike Unis?

**WxKevin** · 11-19-2010, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by pyite32

Hilarious. I have to get one of their t-shirts...

Here is the FAQ about their beliefs if anyone is in the mood for a good laugh.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/f...?topic=11211.0

Oh my God! I don't even know what to say.

**NCRAVEN** · 11-19-2010, 03:48 PM

Q: "Why do you believe the Earth is flat?"

A: It looks that way up close.

Good enough for me, I think I'll join the movement.

**purplepoe** · 11-19-2010, 04:13 PM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...fake/#comments

PP

**trailhiker85** · 11-19-2010, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by NCRAVEN

Q: "Why do you believe the Earth is flat?"

A: It looks that way up close.

Good enough for me, I think I'll join the movement.

And I like these from the same site of the flat earth proponents:

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast "ice wall" that keeps the water where it is. This explains why you can find a vast plane of ice as you travel southward. The wall is roughly 150ft high.

Q: "There's no way the government could possibly guard the entire Ice Wall! It would take too many men! Millions of men!"

A: Not really. You could do it with a few hundred men and some basic equipment. But even so there's no reason to assume the Ice Wall is guarded; the harsh conditions of the region make it very difficult to reach anyway.

Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses?"

A: A celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

Q: "NASA and other world space agencies have pictures of the Earth from space, and in those pictures the Earth is clearly a globe; in this day and age, hasn't it been proven beyond any doubt that the Earth is round?"

A: NASA and the rest of the world's space agencies who claim to have been to space are involved in a Conspiracy to keep the shape of the Earth hidden. The pictures are faked using simple imaging software.

**Stealthbirds80** · 11-19-2010, 11:21 PM

Those are fun artsy mockups. Don't put it past Nike to put there own small twist a couple teams uniforms. There were a couple teams that had modernized there jerseys anyway. Will be interesting to see the outcome in 2012.