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    Talking Anyone else get this internet joke?

    I know: it's a little corny. But it made me chuckle, so I'll share it here for those others Ravens fans who have a low humor threshold. (PurpleRulz: don't bother to read this - you wouldn't appreciate the humor!)

    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Dundalk when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler.

    Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs
    collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

    A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.

    "Ravens Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his

    "But I'm not a Ravens fan," the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in Baltimore I just assumed you were," said the
    reporter and he starts writing again.

    "Orioles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

    "I'm not an Orioles fan either," the boy said.

    "Oh, I assumed everyone in Baltimore was either for the Ravens or the O's.
    What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

    "I'm a Colts fan," the child said.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Indianapolis Kills Beloved Family Pet."
    In a 2003 BBC poll that asked Brits to name the "Greatest American Ever", Mr. T came in fourth, behind ML King (3rd), Abe Lincoln (2nd) and Homer Simpson (1st).

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    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Perry Hall

    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    Yeah I heard this in the days leading up to the Super Bowl, but replacing "Ravens fan" with "Bears fan".

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    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    I'm pretty sure it was on the home page right here a couple of weeks ago, but it's gone now.

    His definitions and arguments were so clear in his own mind that he was unable to understand how any reasonable person could honestly differ with him.

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    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
    "A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, Hi Im Ben may I have a drink please?

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    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Norwich, England

    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    It's amazing how something that's adapted so many times can still be funny :D

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    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Eastern Shore, MD

    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    Since its football humor time,

    How do you keep Rex Grossman out of your yard?

    Put up a goal post!

    "This year, our attitude when were on the field is were attacking, we want to put points on the board and then let our defense pin their ears back and have at it."
    -Mark Clayton

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    Join Date
    Jan 2007

    Re: Anyone else get this internet joke?

    good one


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