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12-22-2009, 09:49 AM #1
OT: A Tiger Christmas Tale...just sayin'
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo ' s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He ' d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He ' d been cheatin ' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger ' s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin ' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger ' s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you ' re gettin' laid then I ' m gettin' paid."
She ' s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
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12-22-2009, 10:20 AM #2
Re: OT: A Tiger Christmas Tale...just sayin'
That was good!!
That's about the only new news I want to hear about Tiger Woods.
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12-22-2009, 04:55 PM #3On The Practice Squad
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Re: OT: A Tiger Christmas Tale...just sayin'
Tony,
Among your other journalistic talents, I didn't know you were also a poet. This was pretty clever, and one of the more cleaner things I've seen posted regarding Eldrick.
Fran the Fan
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12-22-2009, 04:59 PM #4
Re: OT: A Tiger Christmas Tale...just sayin'
She ' s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
[I]She will end up with $300 million
So let's all go out and drink us some beer!![/I]
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12-22-2009, 05:12 PM #5
Re: OT: A Tiger Christmas Tale...just sayin'
I might take Tiger's current problems if I could have his golf game as well.
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