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01-15-2009, 11:42 PM #1Regular 1st Stringer
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Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
I saw this mentioned on the sun boards and thought it deserved it's own thread here. I even found an article explaining the comment, made by porn star Jesse Jane, about Hines Ward.
http://www.east-coast-bias.com/
2) Hines Ward
This morning on Baltimore's 98 Rock, porn star Jesse Jane was asked about her relationship with Hines Ward. She said something along the lines of "Let's just say he's more Korean than Black."
That made my week. I guess Hines and Santonio Holmes average each other out.
(Related note: When Santonio hurdled the last Charger on his return last week, I thought about his dong. I'm not happy about that. It's not even that his dong is that massive, it's just that it's really the only thing I know about the dude.)
I hate Hines Ward more than any professional athlete, including Paul O'Neill and Mike Dunleavy (definition of "professional athlete" is loose). He is in the top 15 wide receivers in the league, and he is a good blocker. He also is the king of the annoying *****y little cheap shot at the end of a play. Nothing illegal usually, but just enough to provoke a costly response.
Of course, an above-average NFLer who plays a little dirty normally would not bother me (I am a Ravens fan, after all). That is, unless he grinned like an idiot ALL THE F-ING TIME.
Even that might not bother me, except the Steelers' offense isn't very sexy. Hines is the only player the announcers know anything about other than Ben Roethlisberger. As is announcer protocol, they parrot the same four facts about him over and over again."Sorry officer, nothing wrong here. I'm just watching the Ravens game!"
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01-16-2009, 03:53 AM #2Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
Damn, is my sense of humor really that off from everyone else's? I thought this was damn funny. Are people offended by this??
"Sorry officer, nothing wrong here. I'm just watching the Ravens game!"
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01-16-2009, 06:03 AM #3
Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
Why were you watching a football game and start thinking of Holmes "Dong"? I agree with you on the hatred of Ward but...I still can't get past the "dong" issue.
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01-16-2009, 06:32 AM #4
Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
Remember Eddie Murphy's stand-up "Delirious" from the 80's?
He does a bit about Chinese and black member sizes. The classic punch line is after you make fun of your Chinese waiter, he goes back to the kitchen, and pees in a bowl with his tiny unit, saying" "Vedy, vedy funny, make you a SPECIAL Won Ton Soup"!
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01-16-2009, 10:40 AM #5
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This is why you should not F porn stars. They will immediately say everything they know about you (and I mean everything) to some nitwit DJ on the radio.
p.s. - not that I've had any chances to F porn stars in my time here on earth LOL
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01-16-2009, 10:57 AM #6
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I think its hilarious - and really, who's surprised?
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01-16-2009, 11:09 AM #7
Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
I thought it was just plain stupid. It's relevance to football is ......
In a 2003 BBC poll that asked Brits to name the "Greatest American Ever", Mr. T came in fourth, behind ML King (3rd), Abe Lincoln (2nd) and Homer Simpson (1st).
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01-16-2009, 11:30 AM #8
Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
That is pretty ignorant, but coming from a porn star I never heard of, not too suprising. Why would you date a porn star though? That is more embarrasing than getting caught with porn. Maybe if you are not famous and could not get a non porn star girl who was freaky enough for you, but if you are that famous the freaks should be coming out anyway. Then you make sure the one you hook up with is not famous for 3 ways.
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01-16-2009, 01:40 PM #9Regular 1st Stringer
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01-16-2009, 01:44 PM #10Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: Hines Ward, "More Korean than Black!"
LOL. I love to talk football- but with all the threads relating to hating HInes Ward and stories about him being public enemy #1- thought why not have an outlet to talk smack- or at the very least- have a good laugh at his expense.
Granted- I am on multiple message boards right now (so may have confused where i saw which thread), but geez bro- you need to lighten up. Talking straight football 24/7 about a game like this can get a little crazy- a little comic relief to lighten things up at a Steeler's expense perhaps.
We can't all be so fortunate to constantly talk about air fare prices and tailgate voting w/ any relevance. ;)Last edited by Rex Thunder; 01-16-2009 at 01:51 PM.
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01-16-2009, 01:46 PM #11
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I apologize I guess that's what I get for posting so early I read the thread wrong again I am sorry.
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