I saw this mentioned on the sun boards and thought it deserved it's own thread here. I even found an article explaining the comment, made by porn star Jesse Jane, about Hines Ward.

http://www.east-coast-bias.com/

2) Hines Ward

This morning on Baltimore's 98 Rock, porn star Jesse Jane was asked about her relationship with Hines Ward. She said something along the lines of "Let's just say he's more Korean than Black."


That made my week. I guess Hines and Santonio Holmes average each other out.

(Related note: When Santonio hurdled the last Charger on his return last week, I thought about his dong. I'm not happy about that. It's not even that his dong is that massive, it's just that it's really the only thing I know about the dude.)

I hate Hines Ward more than any professional athlete, including Paul O'Neill and Mike Dunleavy (definition of "professional athlete" is loose). He is in the top 15 wide receivers in the league, and he is a good blocker. He also is the king of the annoying *****y little cheap shot at the end of a play. Nothing illegal usually, but just enough to provoke a costly response.

Of course, an above-average NFLer who plays a little dirty normally would not bother me (I am a Ravens fan, after all). That is, unless he grinned like an idiot ALL THE F-ING TIME.

Even that might not bother me, except the Steelers' offense isn't very sexy. Hines is the only player the announcers know anything about other than Ben Roethlisberger. As is announcer protocol, they parrot the same four facts about him over and over again.