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  1. #1
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    What's MY father to do?



    Sorry, but after DrUnk's tale yesterday, I just got off the phone with my dad in England. He played in a golf tournament this week, after which they held a raffle. His ticket came up and he won a prize - a Steelers shirt and terrible towel! He joked that he thought of me when he went to collect it.

    I've instructed him to burn it immediately. He laughed but I informed him I seriously will not set foot in his apartment if it's there when I arrive in three weeks.

    I honestly can't believe he won a f*cking Steeler shirt. Particularly in a raffle in England. Maybe they were saving money and giving away stuff they'd picked up at goodwill. Un-freakin-believable.




  2. #2

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    I would slap him next time you see him for even accepting this "prize".




  3. #3
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    Re: What's MY father to do?

    No doubt because they just won the Super Bowl. Kind of like how the Yankees are the only MLB team most people overseas know of.




  4. #4

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Don't get rid of the towel. It can serve many useful purposes:

    1) Pooper-scooper
    2) Bird cage liner
    3) Greasy hands wipe
    4) Emergency toilet paper
    5) Barf removal
    6) Tire traction when stuck on ice
    7) Pet diaper (assuming the pet won't be offended)
    8) Car cleaning rag
    9) Bug zapper
    10) Fish wrap (much thicker than the Baltimore Sun)
    She had me at "Hell, NO!"




  5. #5

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Threaten to give him a shot in the yarbles if he doesn't dispose of them immediately.




  6. #6

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    I'm searching for terrible tampon. I have a "photo shoot" I want to do with one, but dont want to pay for it. But I will if I have to. Look for the pic to appear in my sig befor we play them.
    Actual user comment from a yahoo sports article:

    On this given sunday you will witnesses why we'll called steeler nation!!!




  7. #7

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by BaltimoreRon
    4) Emergency toilet paper
    Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought).




  8. #8

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!





  9. #9

    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mista T
    And, just to think, you used to be such a nice & innocent young lady!

    Whatever do you mean by "used to be"? I'm still nice & innocent.




  10. #10
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    Re: What's MY father to do?

    I've instructed him to burn it immediately.


    WORLD CHAMPIONS 2000 * 2012




  11. #11
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    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raven31
    Especially for females during that time of the month (sorry if I grossed anyone out with that thought).
    M&T Bank Stadium - Section 513
    Proud Season Ticket Holder since 1998




  12. #12
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    Re: What's MY father to do?

    Leave a big steaming pile on it.




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