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  1. #1
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    You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    1.) You cried when Adalius left.

    2.) Sam Adams is a DT, not a beer.

    3.) You still think about what could have happened with Dilfer...

    4.) You think Duane Starks is a straight up gangsta.

    5.) You know who should have been a Pro Bowler.

    6.) "The Goose" was your childhood hero.

    7.) You know that Ray and Jamal were innocent.

    8.) You hate Elvis frickin' Grbac.

    9.) You're familiar with "PSI net".

    10.) Purple is the manliest color in your wardrobe.

    11.) You know who said, "SUP BOYYYY!!!!"

    12.) You think "Lewis" is the best last name EVER....Ray, Jermaine, Jamal, Marvin...

    13.) You roll with the best Defense every year.

    14.) Even if you're not gay, you would marry Matt Stover... and gain admiration from all of Baltimore.

    15.) You have yelled "HEEEEEAAAAAAAP!!"

    16.) You know where The Replacements was filmed.

    17.) You hope to be half the legend that Ed reed is.....

    18.) Seeing "2000" makes you think of that defense.

    19.) You sit in Camden yards drunk saying, " At least we have the Ravens."

    20.) You know exactly who Obafemi Ayanbadejo is.

    21.) You know Billick was a piece of crap.... but you loved him.

    22.) You stare in awe when you see McAlister's nose, but he's still a beast.

    23.) You're wondering how the crap pass interference was called at.....well, pretty much every game.

    24.) You bleed purple and black!

    25.) Michael Jackson was a great Ravens WR, not a pop singer.

    26.) You know what rubbing the foot is all about.

    27.) You despise anything in yellow and black.

    28.) You know who "Falco", "The Missle", "T-Sizzle", "The Stormin' Mormon", and "A.D." are.

    29.) After the 2000 season, you named your kid "Raven".

    30.) You fooled yourself thinking that the show That's So Raven was an HBO special about the Ravens training camp. But you still watch it because of Raven Symone.



    Anyone have more?
    Last edited by Ravens45; 12-30-2008 at 04:43 AM.



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    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    And when great Raven players are being discussed you are the one to name Bennie Thompson and Gary Stills





  3. #3

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    Seriously, you missed this one?

    The number one way to know if you're a Raven's fan is;

    Whenever someone ask you what time it is, you scream "GAME TIME!":happyanim
    "A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
    ProFootballMock





  4. #4

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    A few more:

    ** When you wake up on Sunday, you put on purple camoflauge becuase you are trying to blend into the environment.

    ** You can't bring yourself to use a yellow shammy cloth on your car

    ** You will never ever buy Heinz products for your summer grilling.

    ** Your child's first hospital picture after birth is in a Raven's outfit.

    ** January 13th, 2007 was both one of the best and worst days of your life.





  5. #5

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    Thought of two more:

    * When you hear "The Streets Have No Name" on the radio, you get chills down your spine and wait till it's over before leaving the car.

    * When you watch the movie "Gladiator", you can't help but think of #52.





  6. #6
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    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    Your daughters name is Ashley Raven
    You balled your eyes out when the Ravens advanced to the Super Bowl,and didnt care who noticed
    Your Local Embroidery and screen printing Company..
    Cecil Countys Number 1 Raven Fan





  7. #7
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    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    You still to this day argue that Purple is a Royal color and worthy of praise.
    • Section 133 for eternity!
    • I know... The family resemblance is uncanny.
    • START WEARING PURPLE!!!!






  8. #8

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    You tell everyone how last Sunday you got crabs, drank beer and went to M&T !


    "It is not how you play the game that matters... It is Winning The Super Bowl that counts"... Rumor Ray

    Baltimore Has 10 Pro Football Championships!
    Baltimore Colts [NFL] in 1958, 1959, 1968, and 1970
    Baltimore Stars [USFL] in 1985
    Baltimore Stallions [CFL] in 1995
    Baltimore Ravens [NFL] in 2000 and 2012
    Baltimore Mariners [AIFA] in 2010
    Baltimore Mariners [AIF] in 2014





  9. #9

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    You know where the "chain gang" sits.

    You have the utmost respect for Eddie George, for playing the perfect foil.

    You know what it means for a running back to "fold up like a baby".

    You have dreams where you carry a spear and scream like a banshee.

    When you hear the name Corey Dillon, you think "no mas".

    The best belly-flop ever was not into a pool, it was in a Black Hole.

    You proudly proclaim "Jim Brown couldn't run on the defense" and you mean every word of it.





  10. #10

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    When you're at a wedding, there is only 1 song you'll dance to, and only 1 particular dance you'll do.





  11. #11

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....


    1. You still flip the finger to all Mayflower moving vans
    2. You schedule bridal and baby showers around the Ravens' fall schedule
    3. Your fall shopping consists of scouring the internet for purple Converse sneakers
    4. You have moved your microwave and refrigerator into the same room as the television
    5. Your Christmas tree is decorated in purple ornaments with snow sprayed jersey numbers on them
    6. You sing Corey Ivy's name to the tune of "Poison Ivy"
    7. You have only one two-word answer when somebody asks you "What time is it?"
    ;)





  12. #12

    Re: You Know You're A Ravens Fan If....

    Quote Originally Posted by darb72 View Post
    Seriously, you missed this one?

    The number one way to know if you're a Raven's fan is;

    Whenever someone ask you what time it is, you scream "GAME TIME!":happyanim
    haha, I thought I was the only one!





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