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09-29-2008, 02:53 PM #1
Some good old fun before the game!
So in an office with a few Squeelers fans who decided they would send me "Ravens Jokes" I replied back but with tons more! So I thought why not share them with everyone here for some good laughs. Most are just general jokes where you can insert any teams name but hey why not make it Squeelers everytime!
Add any if you have any!
Q. How many steeler fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to do the job, and the other to tell everybody else how much better they are at it than everybody else.
Q. What do the Steelers and bumble bees have in common?
A. They are both black and yellow and get smeared all over your windshield.
Q: Define "Catch-22?"
A: What the Steelers would do if you threw them 100 passes.
Q: What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Steelers fans in one room?
A: A full set of teeth!
Q: Why did the Steelers players miss their flight for the big game?
A: They were stuck on a broken escalator!
Q: You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of Steelers You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Steelers fan… twice.
Q : What's the best way to circumsize a Steelers fan?
A : Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and a Pittsburgh Steeler?
A: You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar...
Q: How do you knock out a Steelers fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Q:What do Steelers fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
Q: What do you say to a Steelers fan with a job?
A: "I'll have a Big Mac, fries and a coke, please."
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roses are red
violets are blue
the Steelers suck
and that is true
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3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Ravens fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls vagina.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Ravens hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an asshole under a steelers hat!"
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On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her
class that she is a Steelers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Steelers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises
their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a
Steelers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you are you a Ravens fan?'
'Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.'
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Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the
Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the
Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off
the mountain.
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A Ravens fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers
fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious yellow shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down the road,' replied the priest.
'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed
into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
heard a loud THUD!! ; Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Steelers fan.'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.'
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09-29-2008, 03:17 PM #2
Re: Some good old fun before the game!
I hope my Mel will be just like Janie. Thanks for the chuckles, FRC.
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Re: Some good old fun before the game!
Originally Posted by Fiesty Ravens Chic
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09-29-2008, 04:46 PM #4
Re: Some good old fun before the game!
- Section 133 for eternity!
- I know... The family resemblance is uncanny.
- START WEARING PURPLE!!!!
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09-29-2008, 05:55 PM #5Pro Bowl Poster
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