Fat Flacco?

**wickedsolo** · 04-22-2014, 06:19 PM

Do you guys want Flacco to look like Ronnie Coleman or something? Sheesh.

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**akashicrecorder** · 04-22-2014, 09:23 PM

The real question is: Who is the guy Flacco's talking to? Either that man needs to unwedgie his shorts or his glutes are ... impressive, shall we say.

Knew I shouldn't have had that second Smirnoff. (I'm a lightweight.)

**ravensnhokies** · 04-22-2014, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by akashicrecorder

The real question is: Who is the guy Flacco's talking to? Either that man needs to unwedgie his shorts or his glutes are ... impressive, shall we say.

Knew I shouldn't have had that second Smirnoff. (I'm a lightweight.)

Owen Daniels... Another soon to be Flacco TE buddy.

**MinnesotaRaven** · 04-23-2014, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by JoeCool5

His face looks a little pudgy.

Almost Rothlesburgeresque....

**DrUnk** · 04-23-2014, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Ravenswintitle

I knew it - should've been working out with his receivers like Manning

:DeadHorse:

Is that you, Vinny Cerato?

**RavenScallywag** · 04-23-2014, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by HoustonRaven

I'd say it's the angle.

If he gained weight, it would show in his face too.

This.

Why does this feel like a move to just stir up the "Flacco not getting with his WRs" group?

**wickedsolo** · 04-23-2014, 11:00 AM

Fucking Flacco...

That fat, non-committed, soccer-playing, hanging with his kids asshole.

I can't believe they completely leveraged the future of this franchise by paying him 75 billion per season and making the Ravens cut Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, and Anquan Boldin.

**Beau Petard** · 04-23-2014, 11:03 AM

wicked-
You make some good points...

**BcRaven** · 04-23-2014, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by wickedsolo

Fucking Flacco...

That fat, non-committed, soccer-playing, hanging with his kids asshole.

I can't believe they completely leveraged the future of this franchise by paying him 75 billion per season and making the Ravens cut Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, and Anquan Boldin.

Yeah, and he has his chauffer drive him the two blocks to McDonald's for his double BIG MACs and cheese fries... Bc

**Ngata Da Vida** · 04-23-2014, 11:40 AM

Put a pic of him next to Pig Pen Rothlisberger and we'll talk.

**alienrace** · 04-23-2014, 11:40 AM

Lol, pretty sure he's wearing something under his shirt, support belt for lifting, etc. If his stomach was really that big, you'd see a much pudgier face.

**wickedsolo** · 04-23-2014, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by BcRaven

Yeah, and he has his chauffer drive him the two blocks to McDonald's for his double BIG MACs and cheese fries... Bc

Right after he signed that completely ridiculous contract making him the highest paid player in the league (even more than Peyton Manning!)...Flacco is eating some McDonalds.

If he really cared about this game he would be throwing 8-hours worth of passes every day he isn't playing in an actual NFL game. Then maybe he could stop overthrowing his receivers, missing receivers, and throwing 64 interceptions per season.