Another fun off-season question thread: Joe Flacco

[lovefootball]

Amazing Joe Flacco

[don raven]

Amazing Joe Flacco

Joe Fire
Joe "Fire and Ice" Flacco

[Gabrosin]

You forgot the "these are all terrible" option.

I prefer Bazooka Joe. It fits his style and his arm strength. But honestly, a man this boring, with an alliterative and fun to say name already, doesn't need a nickname. He's "Joe Flacco". Simple.

[The Excellector]

I do not remember requesting that Joe Cool be added to the poll......

Thank you for adding the rest though.

[somedumbguy]

I gotta vote for The Last Dragon Reference.

[The Excellector]

I gotta vote for The Last Dragon Reference.

Whoooo's the baddest?

[Stealthbirds80]

Since Joe is Italian, it's almost a requirement that Joe turns into Joey. Also since he has a gun for an arm he should be named Joey Cannon.

It's probably too late to add that to the poll, but I liked that name.

I voted for Joe Cool. It seems to stick outside of Baltimore.

[Maelstrom]

I do not remember requesting that Joe Cool be added to the poll......

Thank you for adding the rest though.

Movie buff and occasional actor here... Love the concept of matching Joe up with a movie character name. Too bad most of those characters just don't seem to fit. And now that Joe Cool (he was in a couple of Peanuts movies, yes?) is in the poll it is the runaway favorite.

Here is a pic of Joe Cool and ?Torrey Smith?

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Are we gonna start calling Torrey 'Woodstock' now?

[The Excellector]

I think Bullet Toothed Flacco matches up pretty well.

That clearly makes Cam Cameron Avi.

[The Excellector]

Alright, this thread needs to be revisited. I don't even know where to truly begin, but I'll make an effort to start somewhere.

First off, how in the name of all that is good and holy does "Joe Kersey" get zero votes? One of the greatest vigilantes in history, Paul Kersey, who has killed more 'creeps' than Ray Lewis has killed WRs coming over the middle. Zero votes.

And what is with the total lack of disrespect for Sho' Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem? Okay, technically, Joe Flacco couldn't be Sho' Nuff, because he isn't black, but still...............on reference alone that should have got more love.

And then, Bullet Toothed Tony? Does that guy not represent what Joe Flacco stands for. You even have a guy in the same movie that clearly represents Cam Cameron. Avi!

The Ghost Faced Killer is one for the Kung Fu movie buffs, so I can understand that one.

But this...I.....I can't even put into words....just sad...

[grayplay]

Joe Flaccowski...the Dude

[Strange Bru]

Joe Flaccowski...the Dude

HEY! Be careful there's a trophy here!