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    OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets



    Rich is a guard who played for the Pats, Cards, and now the Chargers.

    I saw his twitter account while reading about Gaither and I really think this is something y'all should read. It's just pure comedic genius.

    https://twitter.com/ohrnberger

    "After a post-practice cold tub session my wiener is like a turkey timer, when it pops back out I know I'm done showering."
    "A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, Hi Im Ben may I have a drink please?
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    Re: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets

    The PT Cruiser is the automotive equivalent of a very flaccid penis.




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    Re: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets

    You know you're in a real sexual drought when the the cream cheese pushing through the bagel hole gives you a full fledger.

    This guy is a nut, I love it.




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    Is this really him or an imposter? Either way whoever is writing this stuff has talent haha.




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    Re: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets

    Quote Originally Posted by callahan09 View Post
    Is this really him or an imposter? Either way whoever is writing this stuff has talent haha.
    I have to wonder, they are cracking me up though.

    "I signed with the Chargers!! Unfortunately, just read the fine print.. freelance photography us strictly prohibited in the shower room #WTF?"




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