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Thread: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets
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03-27-2013, 07:55 PM #1
OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets
Rich is a guard who played for the Pats, Cards, and now the Chargers.
I saw his twitter account while reading about Gaither and I really think this is something y'all should read. It's just pure comedic genius.
https://twitter.com/ohrnberger
"After a post-practice cold tub session my wiener is like a turkey timer, when it pops back out I know I'm done showering.""A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
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03-28-2013, 01:23 AM #2
Re: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets
The PT Cruiser is the automotive equivalent of a very flaccid penis.
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Re: OT: Rich Ohrnberger tweets
You know you're in a real sexual drought when the the cream cheese pushing through the bagel hole gives you a full fledger.
This guy is a nut, I love it.
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03-28-2013, 07:30 AM #4
Is this really him or an imposter? Either way whoever is writing this stuff has talent haha.
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