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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?



    Why is he a punching bag for some folks? First it was the money, now it's what he eats. Who gives a fuck! I only care that he wins.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    It can't be hot sauce on Flacco's chicken nuggets--he reserves that for liberal application to opponents' secondaries...




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    It can't be hot sauce on Flacco's chicken nuggets--he reserves that for liberal application to opponents' secondaries...
    Well played, Sir.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Joe is among many players that frequesnts a certain burger joint near Stevenson during the season... One that prides itself in the use of peanut oil.

    Seemed to work well enough this past season. Let 'em be.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?



    Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?

    He can have a donut! But not a Dinky!




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Sweet & Sour.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by BcRaven View Post
    Then he took the bus home... Bc
    That made me lol!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dade View Post
    Sweet & Sour.
    /Thread.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by lobachevsky View Post
    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--unless you're a Mormon on a bender, I'd wager . Shoot, the LDS invented "total information awareness" back in the 1800s--to keep tabs on their own members.And how many hundreds of Tsikken Nougats would one need to consume to take in a gram of it? Far more than needed to trip the barf-trigger all by itself IMHO.
    So he's in no danger of a heart attack while scarfing.

    As Beau might put it, Enlève-toi en haut, François.
    Unless his craving for McNuggets is as strong as this chick's, I man gal.


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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    I'd rather him eat at McDonald's then take his liver for a workout at a bar.
    Not really. Millions die each year from atherosclerosis. Not so many from liver ailments.

    I hope that eating at McD's is not part of his regular diet. In-season, Ravens players diets are well-monitored in the cafeteria at the Castle. If you ever get an opportunity for a tour, it's worthwhile.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens44 View Post
    I just had a bucket of lard and I'm fine...I can still run a forty under 7 seconds...no problem...well, as long as it isn't into the wind.
    I sure hope you are just pulling our legs. That's the most disgusting thing posted here since someone posted about piles of cigarette butts. You do know that saturated fats cling to your artery walls, even with low cholesterol counts and exercise. Obesity and heart attacks ... thanks McDonalds.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mista T View Post
    Not really. Millions die each year from atherosclerosis. Not so many from liver ailments.

    I hope that eating at McD's is not part of his regular diet. In-season, Ravens players diets are well-monitored in the cafeteria at the Castle. If you ever get an opportunity for a tour, it's worthwhile.
    Arteriosclerosis can be caused by any number of things, fatty food only being one of them, and is often times simply genetic.

    Some folks cannot sniff bad food as it reacts to them in these negative ways. Me, I can enjoy the occasional fast food run, and it doesn't do squat to my blood pressure, cholesterol level, etc.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mista T View Post
    I sure hope you are just pulling our legs. That's the most disgusting thing posted here since someone posted about piles of cigarette butts. You do know that saturated fats cling to your artery walls, even with low cholesterol counts and exercise. Obesity and heart attacks ... thanks McDonalds.
    So it's McDonald's fault. Just like it's the guns fault people get shot. Or it's the spoons fault people eat too much. Or the car's fault people die in drunk driving accidents.

    The idiot at the other end of those devises is to blame, not the devices themselves.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    This is seriously an issue? Oh boy.

    Hey, Flacco was eating pizza when he found out about the contract - has anyone bashed him for that yet? Because he's only supposed to be eating salads and fruit all the time, right?




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Hey man, I'm just having a little fun. JOe can eat whatever he wants, but speaking of salads, Jimmy Smith was interviewed in a restaurant during a show televised from there before his draft. I forget the name of the show but these guys were eating steaks and fries and had desert and all Jimmy had was a salad and no desert. Now that's healthy eating. Just saying you know. Joe obviously has a great athlete's body that just got him zillions. It's common knowlege that McDonalds isn't too good for anyone on a consistent basis.

    I came into some money after an accident case, it was the biggest case the firm had at the time. We went to Little Italy to celebrate and I had a lot more than just a salad. Just saying,ya know.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    How many NFL players do their own cooking? How many even know how to boil water?

    Not a knock - cooking is not in their wheelhouse - eating is.




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    A professional athlete can stand to eat some McNuggets.

    I think he'll be okay.

    I guarantee somebody here will use this as a reason for why Joe sucks when he inevitably makes a mistake next season.

    Joe throws interception... "Yeah well if he wasn't so busy at the drive through maybe he could study his playbook. The grease from his food must have made the ball slip out".

    Some people here are overboard.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    what a boring guy... hope he eats better when camp starts, I don't even eat McDonalds unless it's an occasional egg mcmuffin
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