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  1. #13

    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?



    Quote Originally Posted by RavenScallywag View Post
    I'd rather him eat at McDonald's then take his liver for a workout at a bar.
    Alright, you win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Excellector View Post
    By the way, I am concerned about Joe's eating habits. Our Franchise QB shouldn't be eating at McDonalds. Where's Shannon Sharpe when you need him?
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    Oh yeah it is.....
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    you can argue that not even a daily dose. Chad Johnson may not be a great example because hes fluttered out of the league now, but it was pretty well known that he ate mcdonalds 2-3 times a day while he was one of the most productive WRs in the league. even now that he isnt, the guys still in good shape and his down fall seems to be more mental.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Good grief.

    Please tell me how one trip to Mickey D's allows you to ascertain Joe's diet regimen?

    The occasional trip to grab fast food isn't bad for you.
    I just had a bucket of lard and I'm fine...I can still run a forty under 7 seconds...no problem...well, as long as it isn't into the wind.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Any guess on the sauce?

    He strikes me as a BBQ fan to me.
    Hot Mustard all the way.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    BBQ Sauce....




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by AirFlacco View Post
    A bad decision by Joe and I bet he drank something stronger than ice tea in Vegas with Heap and Pitta.
    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas--unless you're a Mormon on a bender, I'd wager . Shoot, the LDS invented "total information awareness" back in the 1800s--to keep tabs on their own members.
    I hope he doesn't vomit, get nausea, ringing in ears, suffocates and collapses from TBHQ a petro-based product used on McNuggets. Just a gram of TBHQ in one sitting can lead to that.
    And how many hundreds of Tsikken Nougats would one need to consume to take in a gram of it? Far more than needed to trip the barf-trigger all by itself IMHO.
    Nitro is also used on them.
    So he's in no danger of a heart attack while scarfing.

    As Beau might put it, Enlève-toi en haut, François.




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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Don't want to upset the Unitas worshippers, but Joe Flacco has all the makings of replacing Unitas in Baltimore. Due to his humility and down home personality, Joe has made me think he is the re-incarnation of Unitas. Add his QB skills, Joe has every Raven fans attention. Where are all the stories on how Flacco helped out the Ravens with only being less then 7m to the cap this year. Oh yea, his name is Flacco, not brady or br.




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    Quote Originally Posted by lovefootball View Post
    Don't want to upset the Unitas worshippers, but Joe Flacco has all the makings of replacing Unitas in Baltimore. Due to his humility and down home personality, Joe has made me think he is the re-incarnation of Unitas. Add his QB skills, Joe has every Raven fans attention. Where are all the stories on how Flacco helped out the Ravens with only being less then 7m to the cap this year. Oh yea, his name is Flacco, not brady or br.
    Agreed.

    But according to some, he's on his way to an early death, thanks to his one trip to satisfy a nugget craving.
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    Re: What does a Super Bowl MVP eat right after signing his contract?

    Quote Originally Posted by HoustonRaven View Post
    Agreed.

    But according to some, he's on his way to an early death, thanks to his one trip to satisfy a nugget craving.
    Could be wrong, but I THINK that was a joke...
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