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  1. #76
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife



    Let her know it is game time.
    The game is HIDE AND GO F*CK YOURSELF".
    "CARPE LOMBARDI"




  2. #77
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Tell her on Valentines Day you want to make it up to her.
    Give her a big box and in that box put a Ravens Jersey and other assorted Ravens wares that cannot injure you if thrown
    A linebacker's job is to knock out running backs, to knock out receivers, to chase the football,
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  3. #78
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Have her dress up like a Cheerleader while you watch a replay of the Super Bowl and maybe she can stay.
    I want a Flacco jersey! Johnny Bench wore #5




  4. #79
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by darb72 View Post
    People in our families don't "shuffle". We block.

    Her cousin is Mike Wilson, the right tackle.


    EDIT: Changed "was" to "is" because he's still her cousin.
    Cool. I think he was the RT in the Bengals first Super Bowl though not the second. I have to look it up though
    He Who Dares.....Wins




  5. #80

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by alien bird View Post
    How about this:

    "I'm sorry, honey. A seven nation army couldn't hold me back."
    Where's that darn 'like' button?




  6. #81
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    I guess I kind of got lucky. My wife wasnt really into football until we started dating, but being from NJ she kind of loosely supported the Giants. Her first pro game experience was at M&T with me and she loved it.

    I wouldnt call her a die hard, but she enjoys watching the games now that she understands the game. She also can speak intelligently about the Ravens, which is nice.

    Her favorite player is Ray Rice since he went to Rutgers.

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  7. #82
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    You could do a "52 Shades of Ray" and take her panties and make her earn them back by wearing said cheerleader outfit.
    I want a Flacco jersey! Johnny Bench wore #5




  8. #83

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    You don't need a comeback for your football-hating wife. You do need to get out of a relationship where you aren't being respected. If my girlfriend posted something like those comments on Facebook, I would dump her before she could type "LOL". It's extremely immature. Under NO circumstances, and I mean NO circumstances is it appropriate for a person to insult and disrespect their spouse for every one of their friends to see.



    Sounds a lot like this woman.




  9. #84

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by ballhawk View Post
    Why would you marry someone that isn't a ravens fan? My wife wore a purple wedding dress.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3V...e_gdata_player

    You didn't put your wife through the ringer like this did you?




  10. #85
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    It's late, I'm tired, and at first glance I thought this thread said I need some help hating my wife
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  11. #86
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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    99 problems.




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    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Quote Originally Posted by CincyCat View Post
    You could do a "52 Shades of Ray" and take her panties and make her earn them back by wearing said cheerleader outfit.
    well now I have new weekend plans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabcake View Post
    You don't need a comeback for your football-hating wife. You do need to get out of a relationship where you aren't being respected. If my girlfriend posted something like those comments on Facebook, I would dump her before she could type "LOL". It's extremely immature. Under NO circumstances, and I mean NO circumstances is it appropriate for a person to insult and disrespect their spouse for every one of their friends to see.

    YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NvFgoAKOhI

    Sounds a lot like this woman.


    That gives her friends a de facto permission slip to be shitty to you.

    And fuck that.

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  14. #89

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    Not in a million years...sorry man.




  15. #90

    Re: I need some help for my football hating wife

    "Sorry hon. You're right. I should have spent it doing something way more productive like farting around with my friends during lunch instead. I can't believe I would let myself feel pride in my city's accomplishments...what a shitty quality to teach our youth.

    I had hoped when we got married that I could find a way to make you proud, like you make me proud every day when you do things like not talk to me because you're upset I went to a celebration for the team I love reaching the ultimate pinnacle, or airing our dirty laundry on Facebook instead of addressing it directly as mature, married couples do. Now I realize I can never accomplish such things. So you can feel free to continue not talking to me, and instead talk to my attorney, who will be in touch with you shortly with some paperwork for you to sign.

    Why don't you make your next post an open question to your friends about where you can spend the night. Cause it's not going to be in my house."
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