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02-06-2013, 11:52 PM #25
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02-06-2013, 11:53 PM #26On The Practice Squad
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Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
I've been married for 32 years and all I can think of asking you is " you two do love each other , right ? " - Gonz
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02-07-2013, 12:08 AM #27Regular 1st Stringer
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Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
Major red flags going off here. You guys need to have a serious discussion.
FWIW, I would NEVER EVER EVER speak badly of my husband in public and I know he would never do that to me either. That's not cool under any circumstance.
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02-07-2013, 12:38 AM #28
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Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
Although Walsh's system of offense can compensate for lack of talent; however, defense is a different story. According to Walsh, talent on defense was essential and could not be compensated for. What did Walsh do in 1981? He acquired physical and talented players on defense.
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02-07-2013, 02:28 AM #30
Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
How the hell can you be married to someone who doesn't like football?
My wife: has a first cousin who played for the Bengals in their second Super Bowl, two other cousins who played DI football, four uncles who are coaches and a husband who played college ball.
The first time I said I loved her was during a Ravens game. I screamed at the TV, "Why don't you run a screen pass?!" She calmly looks at me and says, "Because your offensive linemen aren't athletic enough to get out in front of the running-back.""A moron, a rapist, and a Pittsburgh Steeler walk into a bar. He sits down and says, “Hi I’m Ben may I have a drink please?”
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02-07-2013, 05:49 AM #31
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Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
My wife doesn't like football. But she also appreciates that people are passionate about it and respects that.
We're assuming here, but it sounds like the wife no only doesn't follow football, but also doesn't understand why ANYONE would care about it..
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“When I think of a Baltimore Raven - we go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce, and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That’s the Baltimore Raven way.” - Steve Smith Sr.
Call me a Special Teams coach again. I dare you! I double dare you, MFer!
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02-07-2013, 06:00 AM #32
Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
Dump her! :hammer:
Going to Ravens games should be a major aspect of your marriage. Instead, she sounds like a spoiled brat & prima donna out of the "me-first" generation.In a 2003 BBC poll that asked Brits to name the "Greatest American Ever", Mr. T came in fourth, behind ML King (3rd), Abe Lincoln (2nd) and Homer Simpson (1st).
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02-07-2013, 06:21 AM #33
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02-07-2013, 08:40 AM #35
Re: I need some help for my football hating wife
That had me misty eyes you lucky bastard :)
Far as what to say. If you must say anything at all in response to such a childish public temper tantrum I would say:
"Sure your right. Nothing screams maturity like airing out family issues on facebook" or if your feeling brave
"I guess my wife is one of the MILLIONS of dumbasses who insist on sharing their families private issues with the world" or
Post a picture of Mel Gibson at the end of Braveheart and just put the caption FREEDOM!!!! or
Post a picture from the Wizzard of Oz of the Wicked Witch of the West crushed by the house. If you got time on your hand touch up the pic in photoshop wiht a Ravens flair lol and leave it at thatLast edited by Ravenous1; 02-07-2013 at 08:51 AM.
“A linebacker's job is to knock out running backs, to knock out receivers, to chase the football,”
-Ray Lewis
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02-07-2013, 08:43 AM #36Legendary RSR Poster
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Never, ever kiss anyone's ass, especially if its in the process of shitting on you.
Divorce.
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