It's late, I'm tired, and at first glance I thought this thread said I need some help hating my wife
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It's late, I'm tired, and at first glance I thought this thread said I need some help hating my wife
99 problems.
Not in a million years...sorry man.
"Sorry hon. You're right. I should have spent it doing something way more productive like farting around with my friends during lunch instead. I can't believe I would let myself feel pride in my city's accomplishments...what a shitty quality to teach our youth.
I had hoped when we got married that I could find a way to make you proud, like you make me proud every day when you do things like not talk to me because you're upset I went to a celebration for the team I love reaching the ultimate pinnacle, or airing our dirty laundry on Facebook instead of addressing it directly as mature, married couples do. Now I realize I can never accomplish such things. So you can feel free to continue not talking to me, and instead talk to my attorney, who will be in touch with you shortly with some paperwork for you to sign.
Why don't you make your next post an open question to your friends about where you can spend the night. Cause it's not going to be in my house."