Anybody feel better today? I don't.
I need therapy or something. I tried these - no luck...
Working out? Got more depressed when I realized how out of shape I am
Sex? Worked until I said "Take that Billick" - my wife apparently doesn't like being called "Billick"
Getting drunk? I'm still not sober
Getting sober? I'm afraid
Driving fast? Almost died
Cranking up heavy metal music? Now I'm depressed with ringing ears
Anybody have any ideas?